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Ammon Hillman frames this as the step beyond the last lecture, where the Christing ended at the throat, and brings in Epiphanius of Salamis, the fourth-century bishop of Cyprus, as the source. Epiphanius writes about the early followers of Jesus then called Gnostics, and the episode reports his description: a man making a death-inducing drug, mixing hellebore with honey and administering it under the name of Christ, and a group making mysteries out of the aporrhoiai (ἀπορροίαι), the bodily fluids, the shameful collection that includes the monthly catharsis. The claim is that the earliest Christian mysteries were, in the view of Epiphanius, mysteries of the body.
The rites are then detailed. Victorian-era lexica define the obsolete aischrologia (αἰσχρολογία), the shameful speech, as obscenity and masturbation, and the same lexica pair it with the bodily fluid. The episode translates Epiphanius directly: a participant stretches out his hands toward heaven and holds the akatharsia (ἀκαθαρσία), the uncleanness, saying this is the gift, the body of Christ, and then the gathered share it as the paschal offering, to pascha (τὸ πάσχα). Beside this stands the embryo in honey, the implicated little one read as food at the fourth-century banquet, and the claim that this is what the body of Christ meant.
A second gospel is cited, the Questions of Mary, a Gnostic text Epiphanius quotes as saying Jesus took Mary into the mountain, drew the woman from his side with the same expression used for Eve in Genesis, and began to mix the communion with her. Hillman reads the word katanignymi (καταγνύναι) not as sexual intercourse but as the mixing of a drug, the preparation of the eucharist. The close returns to the class work of unit two, the six principal parts of the verb luō (λύω), to release, the present, imperfect, and aorist endings, and the instruction to memorize them until they are music.
Full Video Transcript
To the winds.
All those more iller, Medea the mother of invention, creator of the processed flowers, Athena sings her songs, fuck death of a bone, high purple strong, go long, poisonous arrows, the poorer, royal purple makes a noble shroud, a motley crew, Medea, Venus, all my love for you, all my love, Led Zeppelin, stay away to heaven,
paradise is close when they’re right superman blimp crystal castle hollywood ghost shimmy by
the tree line you didn’t have to love me like you did but you did lady babylon hey teddy that’s
fantastic bro your music is getting so good that i’m going to play it halfway through this
yeah halfway through i want people to get a little another a little more teddy in there oh god i love
it absolutely love it now you thought last time was the worst you thought it was the
we’re gonna bounce too close to that supernova again we’re not gonna get out of here chewy
um you thought last time it was the deepest and the darkest of any of this cult that i’ve brought
out to you from the ancient world. You thought it was. I’m going to walk you through something
tonight that is the step beyond. Remember last time we translated, untranslated Galen,
where Galen talks about, you know, these stick groups of people who are Christing each other,
you know, and you can get feces down your throat this way because they’re doing the Phoenician,
like the people from Lesbos do the phonation. So tonight, what I’ve done is I’ve managed to find
a source who describes to you in detail exactly what those people are doing. And Jesus is one of
those people. He is. Buckle up, people, because this is going to get real. This is going to be
so real, it’s going to burn your nose hair off. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, is this stuff. This
is the dope, people. Thank me, satanic congregation. Thank me. Thank me in the
comments, because what I am bringing you tonight is it takes that extra step beyond. It takes that
extra step. Where did we end up last time? We ended up last time with the Christing in the
throat. Now I’m going to use that terminology, and you who have ears to hear now will be able
to follow me. Fantastic, fantastic. I’ve missed everybody in the last few couple of days. Yes,
Thank you. Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you. Who’s that, Merlin? No,
Maren. Maren. Thank you, Maren. Oh, and thank you, Seth. Thank you, Seth. He has a long name.
Bruh. Ray, bruh. Shout. Okay, let’s go for it, people. I’m serious. Splash bags out. Everybody
off, off the ship. Come on, let’s go down tonight. Who are we pulling up? We’re pulling up, oh God,
Epiphanius. He’s a guy from Cyprus. He runs the island. He’s the bishop extraordinaire.
And let me tell you what he wrote about in the fourth century. Let me tell you what he wrote
about in the fourth century. He filled us in on the history of Jesus and the people who followed
him. Yeah, that’s what he did. Oh, tell us, bishop. Tell us, bishop, what about it? And we
from the satanic congregation, we are interested in one thing and one thing alone. We want justice.
And for those of you who have seen the king anointed above justice, you know, you know what’s
coming you know what’s coming it’s prophetic oh god i love it give me the first text here people
this tiny one brought you a tiny one we’re gonna i’m sorry people but we’re gonna climax in about
four and a half minutes you’re gonna see the crescendo the crescendo of this entire show
oh god watch what happens he says who is it you know it’s epiphanius and he’s saying look dude um
Right after, just right immediately after, everything that’s happening with the early church,
with the few people who started it, right at this time, what’s happening?
I’m just going to translate to you.
There were these Gnostics.
Those, you know what, spread all over the place.
You know what they were like?
They were like the fruits of poop.
They spread all over.
you see that word you see the ending okay here’s where the gnostics come from we ended last time
with our uh uh with our copron that we’re spreading on the body remember spreading the
copron on the body and we’re putting it uh earwax and we were drinking earwax too remember it was
a good time i know you do i’m gonna hold you to that because you were all there um we’re picking
up from there. And what’s happening here? He’s saying, look, these people, these Gnostics,
they’re getting, wherever you throw poop, you’ll grow up. Give me the next one, right? Okay, so
let’s roll with it. Let’s roll with it, Epiphanius. He says, there’s this one dude named Simon,
right? He’s really the first heretic. He’s really the first heresy, right? This is the
immediately after the crucifixion, right? This is the early, early church history, right? We’re
going to look at Jesus too. This is great, right? So that’s where we got off. We’re going to invade
this time. By the way, we have to take these sources because you’re about to get taught the
Bible. Yes, you are. Yeah. Dark ages, dark ages. You’re about to find out that Jehovah
is the ultimate authority. Yeah. Fantastic. Coming to a school near you. Here’s what we’re
going to do. This guy’s a mogus. I just want you to see that. He’s a mogus. This guy, Simon,
right? It’s the guys like this. What are the guys like Simon doing? What are they doing?
they’re making mysteries. Making mysteries of what? Mysteries of the flowing, that flowing from
the body, that which is shameful, shameful. I’m going to show you a couple of Greek terms.
We’re talking about the mysteries. What kind of mysteries are being exercised by the followers
of Jesus, and it turns out it’s the mystery of your body fluids. Did you think I was joking?
You’re going to get a description of it. Hit it with them. They need it. Splash these people.
They need it. We’re talking about that which flows out of the men. Aporoyas. The stuff that
comes out of the men. That’s flowing stuff. That’s part of it. Give me the next one. These
are going to be quick, Chewy. What else are we talking about? We’re talking about that
soulogue, that syllogy, that collection that is the dirty, the naughty. That is the stuff that is,
we don’t talk about it. The Brits translate it as dirt in 1850, at least. They use that,
the dirt of the M-A-Neon. What is the M-A-Neon? That is the monthly catharsis, the monthly purge,
you dumb man. If you knew the monthly purge, you’d know why we’re using it in the mystery.
I’ll take one of those. Give me the next one. I could use a monthly purge. How come I don’t
get a monthly purge. Look, people, this section is going to blow your mind, and I’m just going
to translate it to you. I’m going to give it right to you. That climax I told you about that we were
coming to, here it is. Look, I’m going to translate it, and then I’m going to stop, and I’m going to
appreciate the elegance of this Greek, because this is really elegant Greek. Epiphanius, he’s
got a little bit of the poet’s pen going. He’s a composer. This thing reads like a beautiful
composition. Love it. Thank you. Oh God, he knew the Greek. He walked around. That’s how he was
known at the time. And he was master of five languages. Some Pope or something. I don’t know
who it was. No, it wasn’t a Pope. It was some, it’s too early. It was a Bishop or somebody who
called him some famous author. I don’t remember. Anyway, they said he was the master of the five
languages right yeah fantastic well he’s able to learn his greek right and that’s what really
makes him such a great writer is he’s able to use that instrument you know what are you going
to use if you’re a samurai you’re going to pick that sword you’re not going to take a butter knife
right the butter knife of hebrew just can’t cut the mustard you know what i mean
mean? Look, there was this guy, okay? This is Epiphanius talking about early Christians.
One of these early Christians, he said, he had this twisted mind. It was all twisted up
from that crazy demonic magic that he was doing and the fantasies, the hallucinations that he was
seeing. This dude, remember, he’s a Christian, people, right? He’s following the Christ thing.
Okay, just wait, just wait. What does he say? He says, this guy was ready, always, always ready to
what to demonstrate his total evil and his demon activity he was always always wanting to show that
off that stuff he did through his magic and what how did he do it he did it openly he did it openly
and he did it on the pretext of the name christ did it in connection with the act of christing
okay okay are you ready what exactly did he do he made a death-inducing drug
he mixed hellebore with honey and he gave it to his crazy followers and following this axiom of
the name of christ he put them to death next one i told you those drugs were there for the right
what you are seeing is the right he’s giving them the death inducer he’s allowing them to go through
the initiation so that they’ll come out on the other side. Now watch what happens. Yeah,
we’re talking about that mixing with medicines. That’s fine. I just wanted you to see, look,
Orbaceus, Filuminous, Galen, all of those people, medical people, right? Go to the next one.
What happens next? What happens next? Oh my God. Look, these people, they follow this goddess.
is everything okay that’s high fighters coming in or something no they follow this goddess barbello
right i can’t see it it’s too tiny it’s too tiny hang on put the deflectors up there you go
and okay um there we are we’re worshiping barbello wait a minute what um why are we
worshiping barbello because we are the followers of the christ and you know what they say about
her i’m translating you know what they say about her they say she’s that queen of the eighth heaven
yeah and that she was produced by her father she was brought into reality by her father boom and
if this starts to sound like athana don’t be surprised um this is typical mystery right this
is the virgin the mother yeah so um who are the people long story short who are the people who
are doing this the jews those who worship sabaoth yes you mean this is the early first century
and the jews in the early first century are not worshiping the jehovah that i know and love
no they’re not sorry yes no they’re worshiping the child the child of barbelo who rules the seventh
heaven and he rules by tyranny give me the next one give me the next one who is this
this is jehovah baby right look at sabaoth the top there how does jehovah rule the seventh heaven
remember i’m telling you what the people who are with jesus are thanking and doing and how it
relates to the practice of their mysteries these are the mysteries of the body’s fluids flesh and
blood drink it and eat it or you’re not on your way to paradise give me the uh no what are we
going to do um seventh heaven ruler jehovah he said he’s a jerk um he’s a tyrant here it says
he rules with complete force and um what does it also say oh he goes around saying hope uh amy
i am the first and the last and without me there is no other god beyond me there’s no other god
except for me no other god does that sound familiar to you does anybody here wake up jesus
maybe he’ll say something like it watch i can put put my hand in and make him talk hit it um what’s
happening here when i saw him i fell on my to his feet you know what i mean oh the glory oh and i
fell down like i was dead there’s a lot of that going around and what does it say here what does
does it say here? He said, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid, right? I am the first and the last.
Of course he is, because this is the same position in the same mystery. Where is that spell? Where
is that spell to find the male lover? Who do I call on for that? Lord Sabaoth. Yo, Jehovah.
that is the earliest expression of the jewish mystery god that’s it it’s in the text we have it
in concrete love it love it let’s see where he goes let’s see where he goes with it it’s gonna
get bad people just wait just wait hit me with the next one because what kind of mysteries am i
talking about right i’m talking about the mystery of the ice
the mystery of the shameful logos the mystery of the shameful sayings the
shameful utterances are you ready for this you didn’t know
you were coming didn’t you see on the banner the three
x’s that were up there what are you what are you thinking get
get out of here, right? Cover your eyes. No, of course you don’t want to. You want to see this.
Are you ready for this mystery? It’s really out there. This is what they’re doing under the name
of Christ. Here’s another. Here’s another one from the New Testament. What does it say here?
Look, it says the things that they do in secret, these things. It’s eiskron to even speak.
it’s literally ice cron legging they’re speaking the ice cron look yeah remember paul remember
paul when we met up with saint paul after the party and he was like oh god i don’t know if i
was there i don’t know if i was in somebody else’s body or shooting up in the spirit i don’t know
where i was but i saw things that you can’t speak about and that was only the third heaven
imagine what the dude who’s in the seventh is doing i am almond give me the next one
oh love it love it i’m so hungry tonight give it to me um people i want to introduce you to
an ancient concept are you ready taste ice say that one more time ice
are you ready you want to know what this is this is what their rights are doing
let’s pull up a victorian a dead victorian come here frederick no this is alfred frederick’s from
over that way um this is alfred alfred tell me what is it to do an ice crew to get oh to act
that way it’s to act obscenely says alfred oh you’re you’re always so vague what is that
especially, it equals masturbare. Masturbare? Do you know any masturbare? I don’t know masturbare.
Who’s masturbare? I think what that is, oh, of course, Chewy, it’s Latin. It’s Latin, Chewy,
yes, that’s exactly what it is. It is to masturbate. The mystery involves the sacred
masturbation. Now, I am speaking to you as an anthropologist, people. I’m speaking to you as
an anthropologist. I just want you to appreciate the historicity of what we’re doing. We’re talking
about the early Christians who are Jews engaging in the masturbatory. They have a mystery involved.
Do you want to see Jesus do it? Who wants to see Jesus? Look what, why, what have you done,
satanic congregation? What have you done to deserve a date like this? What have you done?
I am going to bring to you, oh, this is for me. It’s for being so good. I am going to bring to you
the image right out of antiquity of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, masturbating. Yeah,
it took Mary off too. She was like, huh? Yeah, Mary Magdalene, right? She’s like, uh,
let’s see him do it. We got you tonight, Jesus. We got you tonight. This is for Jesus.
Everybody, everybody help me concentrate. Concentrate the energy. Well, yeah, I don’t
know how that stuff works, really. But help me. Can you just thank for me for one minute? Just
think about Jesus and think about spanking Jesus. Yeah, let’s spank Jesus. Come on. Come here,
Jesus Christ. He touched me. Oh, he touched me. Are you ready for this? We don’t deserve it.
Let’s go for it. Let’s go for it. Yes, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Hit me with
next one chewy we need to get them the full inoculations what are we talking about people
i say we’re talking about that which flows out of the reproductive parts we’re talking about the
cotton neon okay thank menstruation here’s what we’re doing are you ready we’re gonna bring it
it we’re going to bring the drugs with the menstruation with uh um jesus and the masturbation
are you ready believe it or not all of that that’s the ingredients for a very successful
christian cult whose practices are jewish okay fantastic fantastic this is the earliest one
people i’m telling you nobody wants to show you this stuff but we’re going to see it
because pretty soon, the only thing we’re going to be able to read is the Bible.
So here you go. Give me the next one. Who do we not, Epiphanius, who do we not want to be involved?
Oh, Diabolos, the devil. Why? He’s always using this stuff, and he’s bringing blasphemia.
He’s bringing blasphemy. Well, at least they’re right about some things. Give me the next one.
this is good are you ready what are we talking about we’re talking about that which runs out
of both men and women i just want you to see that this is a complete communion this is not just one
side right you need both you need balance if you’re gonna have a really good cult okay are
you ready give me the next one um who is it epiphanius that you really really hate being
the bishop of Cyprus, or a bishop on Cyprus. What do you really hate? You hate the erotic
poetry, right? You hate that erotic living that comes from Cyprus. And when I say Cyprus,
I mean Aphrodite. Who is it that the bishop hates most? Aphrodite. Why? Why, bishop,
do you hate her so much? Because she is the one who brought these rights. Yeah, fantastic, right?
Take the creator and turn her into a masculine form. Yeah, that’s what we have to do. That’s
you make the cult work and that’s what a just a handful of people did and swayed world history by
doing so um epiphanius was one of these dudes who went out and like he went very famously to some
church in palestine yeah and he was there and somebody had embroidered the some kind of i don’t
know it was a tapestry of some sort rug or some um curtain maybe and it had a picture of a dude
and he was like we don’t want any pictures and made him destroy it and sent him a new one or
something i don’t know he ultimately got him back but this is the kind of person that we’re dealing
with and it took just a handful of this kind of persuasion just to take over and pilot western
history right into the garbage dump it was fantastic a lot of years of darkness it’s called
the dark ages not necessarily because of the sunlight yeah it’s all that library burning
they’re doing did you learn all 10 yet do you have your commandments down you know in the future they
They look back to 2024, and they wonder, why?
What were those people thanking?
It’s gorgeous.
I love it.
You got to remember, this is the kingdom.
This is the kingdom of the devil, baby.
It’s the kingdom of the devil.
Everybody forgets that.
Give me the next one.
Boom.
What are we looking at?
We’re looking at, did we skip any?
Maybe we skipped some.
Yep.
No, that’s fine.
Go.
we’re looking at these people and what are these people doing, by the way, who are involved in the
mysteries, like Jesus mixing the body fluids? What are they writing? They’re writing Gospels of Eve.
Ewangelion Ewas. Isn’t that gorgeous? Gospels of Eve. Oh, really? I told you. I told you.
Another way to date the Septuagint people, right? Fantastic. Give me the next one.
now dan duck tales dan he said i couldn’t believe it when he said that i was like ouch i mean that
even hurt me a little bit i was like oof right um it’s not this word is not found right anytime
as a scholar you can’t argue you can’t say all the time and you can’t say the majority okay because
you don’t know unless you have some kind of breakdown statistically you’re working with
programs right which they’re getting to that point right they have been there for a while
um but uh dan said this word is not going to use anytime you hear a scholar say no you’re not going
to find this word used anywhere by so and so and so and so that’s you know they’re nope i know for
a fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about right here what did dan tuck tails dan say
He said, look, what happens is the oyster, it doesn’t exist in the Christian text at all, right?
Old boy found one right away.
Here’s another one.
And it happens to be in the very section that we’re reading the very work talks about.
And it’s a Christian.
Dan said, you will not find this word in Christian texts.
You know, when somebody makes a blanket statement like that, you can’t trust what they’re saying.
It’s bad scholarship, bro. Bad form. Nothing against you personally, DuckTalesDamn, but that’s
bad form. Bad form. Here it is. Here it is in Epiphanius. What are we doing, people, in the cult?
We are going into the estrus. We’re going into the mania, right? Maniac Jesus. Are you ready?
Let’s see Maniac Jesus. What’s he doing? Now, if anybody gets pictures of Jesus here as I describe
him to you, those will become immediately illegal. Are you ready for this? So draw the picture in
your mind. Yeah, let’s blow it up. After they mix together in their sexual passion, he’s describing
these Christians, what do they do? After they’ve mixed together in their sexual passion,
they stretch out. They burst forward with all of these blasphemies up to the heavens.
Yeah. And they receive the female part and the man, the female emission, and the man,
right? He receives there, he’s standing there, and he receives the seed from his own hand,
and he holds it up, right? Looking up into heaven, having it in his hand. What does he have in his
hand, says Epiphanes? He’s got that akatharsion. Remember in the Apocalypse, Revelation, what
what we’re talking about we’re talking about the akatharsia he’s holding it in his hand and he says
no really he is dathan i’m serious brah give me the next one and what’s he do oh god i don’t know
if we can see jesus like this this is right he’s talking about christians right now let’s we’re
gonna watch jesus and what does he do look at the second line at the end he has the as he has
that bodily fluid that came from him, that he ejaculated, he holds it up to the heavens and
he prays. That’s what these Gnostics are doing. And what does he say? What do they say when they
do this? They say, we bring to you this gift. He’s talking about his ejaculate, which is in his
hands. We’re bringing to you this gift, the body of the Christ. Do you know what the body of Christ
is? The body of Christ, the body of Christ. When you are sitting in church next time, I want you
to feel something, and I want you to thank. When they say body, I’m going to thank.
akatharsia. I’m going to thank that foulness that came out of that Christian’s private parts.
That’s the body. That’s why they say it. The body of Christ. When you go to your church
and he offers you the body of Christ, I want you to see the filth, the pollution. I want you to see
it eyes open eyes open this is the ludovico way right right right right my droogs welcome give me
the next one hit it and what happens here what happens here oh did i finish the other one you
better go back make sure i finish that other one oh no no oh chewy it’s a good thing we came back
so he’s got it in his hand and holding it in his hand right and saying oh this is the gift
right the gift of the christ what happens then they take it and they eat it that’s what it says
they take it and they eat it and when they eat it they say
this is the body of christ this is the paschal offering this is how we get into the passion
of christ that’s how it ends okay you eat it to this to this point in the history of my
many many many eons i have never ever witnessed such a gut-turning cult as the christians
never remember he said these are jewish people performing those mysteries these are the same
mysteries that you pray to jehovah if you want a gay lover okay same mysteries there’s sex all over
now you can see what they’re doing you can see what they’re doing they’re holding up their
semen and praying this is the body how can you imagine to imagine at your church if you went
into your church. And at the end, when you know, you sing your hymns, pass the collection plate,
and the guy gets up there and blah, blah, blah. And then, well, you’re getting ready to go. And
you’re like, oh, I’m still getting so tired. And everybody stands up and the priest comes out,
masturbates in front of you, takes the semen and holds it up and says, here’s the body,
come and get it. This is the real. How does that feel? This is the real.
i mean not that i wouldn’t mind getting in a time machine and going back maybe documenting it right
making a documentary about it don’t get me wrong i would love to do that right um rubs it in our
eyes right watch it’s coming were you there give it to me the next one give it to me okay people
are you ready i’m just going to translate this one to you okay so yeah so um the dude you know
in his own hand he’s got that he’s got that stuff and he’s standing there looking up in heaven
this is we did this one this is one we just did go yep here we go yeah now for those of you who
thought what about the children don’t worry on the menu of this christian banquet is the imbron
i’m sorry stop stop it’s not funny it’s not funny shame on me it’s not funny it’s the embryo right
what are we going to do you know what this passage says you’re going to take that embryo you’re going
to cut it up into little pieces and then you’re going to put those pieces in honey you’re going
to add drugs and oh a lot of moora right a lot of that stuff that mary’s walking around with you
you’re going to add that all up here. Everybody gets their own little communion cube. It’s the
chonklets of the paideu of the little kid. Isn’t that, okay, next. I can only stand so much of
that. If you want to stay away, look, people with me, anybody who stayed tan in congregation,
you want to stay from the embryo hors d’oeuvre, no, it’s not, hors d’oeuvres. You want to stay
away from the baby cube hors d’oeuvres. Yeah. I was going to say hors d’oeuvre. That’s different.
That’s the member. We’ll go to that room and come out all covered with the poopy. All right. Give
me the next one. Oh, there it is. Okay. Now what’s happening in here? Don’t forget, we’re going to
use the running of the blood that comes from the monthly cycle. That is all part of it. And it’s
called the blood of the non-purgation and what are we going to do um we’re going to all in common
we’re going to s the uc we’re going to watch does that say what i think it does yes it says we’re
going to eat it the blood and the flesh ladies and gentlemen at the banquet of the christian mystery
the blood and the flesh you wanted you wanted them they’re served remember the witch’s banquet
with the food is always terrible. So I highly recommend you take one of the baby cubes.
You take one of the little cups of menstrual fluid and you at least don’t insult the host.
And I love it. Okay. Who want, wait, are people, what’s that? People are messaging me. They want
their ticket, their ticket money back. Right? Did you didn’t think that’s what they’re serving at
banquet. I wonder, you know, in all curiosity, I just wonder about those baby cubelets. Why honey?
Why honey? I don’t know. Have they served the hellebore yet? All right. Are you ready? I bet
you need it. I’ll bet it’s got something in it. Some kind of chemicals you need it to balance
the hellebore that they’re about to poison you with. I don’t know. It’s just a thought. Hey,
by the way, we all sign waivers, right? Everybody who’s here tonight, you can’t go back. You can’t
go back right give me the next oh people look what’s look what else i brought look what else
i brought uh no that’s it next one look at this okay now here’s jesus for some of you who wanted
to see jesus here in the whole midst of this he says look every face says look they write all
sorts of books i’m translating they write all sorts of books right one of these is the questions
of Mary, right? We’re talking Mary Magdalene. One of these is the questions of Mary, and they talk
about these different gods and whatnot in those books, and they talk about Adam, right? They have
a book called The Revelation of Adam, right? Adam is not a Hebrew name, right? It’s a Greek name.
By the way, did you see those people in Palestine? Did you see they have Greek DNA?
I love that.
I love that, right?
Learning about yourself is amazing.
It’s amazing.
And what happens?
They’ve got other gospels.
You know what I mean?
And some of them are attributed to those apostles, right, that they know.
And they talk about the salvation, right?
And what?
Oh, no.
Look at the last word.
Look at the last line.
Jesus Christ himself reveals the eiskourgion.
What was the eiskrugian? That’s when we masturbate and then we eat it. How does he get away? How does
he get away? Because Mr. Rogers knows how to speak to the kids. Yeah. Are you ready? Ready?
There’s more here. There’s more here. Yep. Next one. The eiskrugia. So let’s go see Jesus do the
right are you ready you will never think of jesus ever the same way again you’re welcome
right so he took the one right well here’s he starts out by saying look it says in the questions
of mary that are called the greater questions of mary and he says there are others that are called
the minor questions anyway he says from this greater questions of mary they have it inserted
in there. He reveals it to her. Jesus reveals this mystery to Mary. The mystery of, do you know
how many times as an eighth grader would I have gone around revealing the mystery if I could have
done that like Jesus? What kind of act does this guy, oh Jesus, what were you thinking? It’s such
a bad line. Let me show you the mysteries. I’m going to show you the mysteries. What are the
mysteries involved, Jesus? What are they involved? There we are. Well, let me tell you, Mary,
I got to take you up into the hills. She should have known. Why can’t we do it here in the
courtyard? I got to take you up in the hills, right? And so he took her up in the hills and
And then, the Greek is very interesting here.
It says, he took from his side the woman.
He took from his side the woman.
Do you notice that it’s using the very same cult expression that’s used in the book of
Genesis?
For Eve.
For Eve.
Okay, fantastic.
Remember, they’re writing Gospels of Eve.
And what happens?
It says he took her, right?
And then it says that he began to do what?
began to incatamignus thy with her. And most people will, well, I won’t say most people,
I’ll say everybody is going to want to translate this as have intercourse with.
The only problem is it’s not. It’s not to have intercourse with. As a matter of fact,
it’s used as a way of mixing drugs, as a method of mixing drugs, right? In other words,
the communion, the communion itself. He began mixing the communion with her. And he says,
I’m not kidding, right? He took the stuff that came out of him. And what happened? He says,
it’s necessary to do this in order that we may live, right? They entered into the act of
collecting his fluid. He’s doing it right in front of her. Just wait, she’s going to get confused.
he’s just started jesus just starts masturbating in front of mary okay and he says we gotta do
this if we want to live remember last time i know remember last time when his family
came and picked him up remember that and they’re like he is cray cray right he’s out of his mind
Well, now he’s with the woman up in the hills, masturbating, saying if they don’t do what he’s
about to show her, they’re going to die. You remember the lie in the Garden of Eden that
God said, if you eat it, you’ll die, right? Like father, like son. Let’s go to the next one. Yeah.
Let’s see what happened. He’s standing there, right? We’ve caught him in the middle of
masturbation. We can’t tell. Yeah. Producing a woman from the side, beginning to have sex with
right? That’s the Christian read of that. Okay. Give me the next one. Here’s the mixing, right?
Look at the second line down. What are they doing? You can mix a drug into a potion. They’re getting
the communion ready. They’re not having sex. He is simply masturbating in front of her to produce
the flesh. Yeah. Bread of life. Give me the next one. I’m going to translate this quickly. People
don’t leave. Don’t leave now because what happens, right? Okay. So Mary, she tarachdesis.
She becomes tarasos of earth. It means to become mentally, it’s almost, it’s not really frightened.
it’s confused and like what is this that’s going on it’s in it’s like you’re trying to grasp
you’re questioning is this really happening right so it says mary was in that and she
fell backwards she moved backwards from and fell to the ground right now if you thought it’s kind
of weird if they’re having intercourse that now all of a sudden they’re standing it’s like we
miss a cut scene or something, right? That’s why they’re not having intercourse. He starts
masturbating, and Mary backs off, falls over, stumbles over. What happens? He walks over,
picks her up off the ground, and he says to her, oh, you of little faith. Well, I don’t know.
I don’t know, man. You had it in your hand. And what happens? And they say that this is that which
is spoken of in the gospel when the gospel writer says, how is it? If I say to you things that have
to do with the earth and you don’t believe it, what are you going to do when I tell you about
those heavenly things, how are you going to believe it then, right? Because it’s a big deal
to pull out your private parts and start bringing yourself to climax in front of a person. It’s
difficult. How are you going to take anything? You can’t even take the plain stuff I give you.
how are you going to take this mystery? That’s why he singled out Mary to participate in the
mystery. Okay, let’s see what else he says. And whenever they say, you see the Son of Man,
oh, behold, look at the Son of Man rising up, right? Who was alive before? Who was the previous
existence. It’s a verse you’re going to find in the Bible, in the New Testament. What does he say?
He says, they’re saying this because that is the thing. When you talk about the rising up,
they’re talking about the producing the aporia and taking it manually from its source, right?
the rising up of the Christ, yeah, that’s why you say that. Oh my God. And what he says,
also, remember they say, if you don’t eat it, if you don’t, no, I’m sorry, I misquoted there.
It says, if you don’t eat me, right, if you don’t eat my flesh and drink my blood,
remember that phrase, if you don’t eat my flesh and drink my blood? And when he started talking
like that, it says, his disciples got really confused, right? And they say, who can listen
to this crap? He’s talking, right? He’s talking about, his argument is all about the semen.
Who can take this stuff? Who can stand to listen to this? You didn’t know that Jesus Christ was
abandoned at one point in his ministry by his followers. This was that point they walked away
from. What was the issue that they walked away from about the masturbation thing? Yeah, the
masturbation. Imagine how many people were following him at that point, right? He had been
through communities and done his healing. He had to stand on the shore. It was so crowded. He had
to stand out in a boat. People were there to see him. He didn’t get the crowd in his hometown
because they knew him in his hometown, right? Do you understand? The guy is up in the countryside
with the woman and he’s jerking off in front of her telling her, if we don’t eat this, we’re all
going to die. Your reality is hilarious. Your reality is hilarious. It is absolutely hilarious.
please please show us the end okay let’s keep going let’s keep going here um and what happens
um this is just going to go on to quote things that he’s trying to help you interpret no blow
it up he’s trying to help you interpret the mysteries as they appear and there’s stuff that
david said you know there’d be this um this tree that’ll be in a place that’s nourished by the
waters and he says that that’s not what that means right you know what that means in in cult speak
he’s talking about those waters running out of that erect um member of jesus that’s what he’s
talking about he’s talking about the ice crotatos andros he’s talking about the ejaculate of the
person man right that’s what he means when he says the moving out of the waters and what you know
he’s going to give us the fruit what do you think that fruit is that tree right those leaves it says
the leaves will never fall that’s something the leaves he says that’s not what you think it is
you know why because we eat the stuff it never falls from the tree never makes contact with the
earth the seed why because we eat it oh please please make it stop my splash bag is full is
anybody else’s splash bag full all right i think i only i think that’s people i think i’ve got one
or two more but i don’t think i can take much more this is this is too much look what’s happening
here yeah it’s just what i just told you look at the very last word s theomen we’re gonna eat it
i just want you to focus on that i can’t take this i can’t take this i only take so much time in this
in in the ether okay here’s what i’m going to do i am going to now play the exit but i’m not
exiting right i’m just going to go get the drill sergeant and he is going to give you just the
basics that you need to know from unit two and he’s going to tell you go to see the videos that
Altboy is producing because Altboy is helping you to walk through the particulars of the chapter
while Amun is giving you the big guns that you need to know, things you must master and show up
on a Saturday. We’ve got two groups now on Saturday, one for the Aussies that’ll be later
in our afternoon over here in the States. And I believe four central, four central here,
central standard right and um otherwise there will be an 11 central 11 central right now 12 central
oh oh nancy’s gonna kill me nancy don’t kill me i think it’s uh it’s either 11 or 12 central
it’ll say somewhere we’ll post it but you can go to these labs and you can find out um where you
stand how things are going they’ll operate the dojo those are graduate students you didn’t realize
it but this is the biggest great course in history and we have graduate students we’ve got to run
this thing like a university would run it a free university look it’s fall for free right no you’re
selling your soul just kidding don’t do the master party thing unless you’re with jesus definitely
always stick with jesus um bring up the exit got the guns green hydroponic 64 death lover you own
it i know you love it wish you were here roll another the beast is purple dragons inhale the
indica reeking it my weave is sticky chickadee of poisonous kisses that girl you know she’s got it
Hail Satan, we’ll do this all the way
Till the roads were paved
I ride a bear horse in the sunshine
Blue-toned, big-time wolfman
Hillside route, gotta grow it
Dawn bring a shining in the morning
They puff a little bit of the chronic
Poisonous dragon venom, darkness through dreams
Frankenstein’s housed up on the hill, I make it rain
I spit the hot fire, yells above his verses
Make sure they got bunny ears on the gold horns
smoking indica purple of the sabbath i’m teddy bass mr black magic singing hallelujah
jeepers creepers hot purple move your root cutter evergreen tree grower the antichrist you dream of
thunder from on high venus in the sky heavy on the drums 808 funk blackick mania my dear dance with
me where the purple flowers grow those with eyes to see a kiss of athena dream of saturn
uranus venus dress roots grow from the stars overhead orific hymns to the moon oracle ritual
with a kiss and a whip lady babylon is with you
Thank you, Teddy Base. Let’s get to a couple of slides of what you absolutely must know from
unit two. From unit two, this is what I want you to be memorizing and working on when you start
the exercises. Remember, the exercises are at the end of every unit. Those are the course that you
will run. If you can translate those exercises, you can go on. Here we go. Bring up the first chart.
I want you to look at a verb, people. I want you to look at this verb and I want you to memorize
this verb. This is one verb. It is six parts. We call those parts principle. The principal parts
of the verb. There are six of them. You should be able to say that in your sleep. Are you ready?
This is the one you’re going to memorize and you will never memorize another you will learn others
But this one you will memorize luo
Luso
Elusa
Leluka
Lelumai and
Luthien those are the six principal parts from the first comes the present and the imperfect
From the second comes the future from the third comes the aorist
from the fourth comes the perfect from the fifth comes the perfect passive and from the sixth
the aorist passive i want you to concentrate because in this chapter we’re going to use
the first two principal parts luo and luso what does luo mean it means i release
or i dissolve or i free can also mean i destroy and you can take this one root and combine it with
umpteen
Prefixes and have vocabulary that’s bigger than any
Oscan Umbrian or Hebrew vocabulary from antiquity just from this word
Fantastic. Give me the next one. Those are the principal parts of the verb now to the to those principal parts
You can add these endings you can add these endings. This is what you must memorize see this chart
there are three on the left and three on the right the three on the left are
singular the three on the right are plural we’ve got in the first line the
first person second second third third so what do we have here we have the
first person singular I we have the second person singular you third person
singular he she or it and then we start off on in the other column what’s the
first person plural we second person plural you all you all third person
plural they I want you to remember that I you he she it we you they because
you’re gonna have to run through that list in your head if you want to say I
do something you’re gonna have to know which one is I if you want to say you do
something you have to know one is you and this is how you tell it’s by the end
the word. Isn’t that clever? What are the endings that you must know? You’re going to memorize them
just like this. O-A-C-A-O-M-E-N-E-T-E-U-C. O-A-C-A-O-M-E-N-E-T-E-U-C. O-A-C-A-O-M-E-N-E-T-E-U-C.
Now, look at the third person plural. You notice it says or usin. You can put a new movable. The
new is the letter, correct? And you can add that to the end. Why are you going to see this
lot in the third person, both singular and plural. You can add a new to the end of it. Why would you
want to? Why would you want to? Because if that word comes right before a word that starts with
a vowel, there’s going to be an uncomfortable pause. And this is music. Language is music.
I didn’t know language was music. No, you didn’t. And that’s why you’re here. Music. And it sounds
better when you’ve got a consonant between those two vowels. It flows. We want this to flow. You
saw the flow tonight I hear with Jesus. This is the flow of the language. This you must eat. Give
me the next one. It’s better than what he was serving. So all we do is we add that little letter
to the ending. We add the O-A-C-A-O-M-A-N-E-T-E-U-C to the ending. And look at the verb here. We take
the verb paideuo. It means to educate. Paideuo. I educate. Paideuo. You educate. Paideuo. He,
she, or it educates. Paideuo. We educate. Paideuo. You educate. Paideuo. They educate.
It’s that simple. It’s that simple. That’s all you need to be able to do. You need to be able
to look at the Greek word and say paideuo. That’s a second person singular. You, you singular do
something that’s all you have to know it’s really that easy give me the next one it’s all logic
people now i’m going to give you a set of endings i just gave you the present i do something in the
present if you want to say i did something then you have to use these imperfect endings i did or
i was doing here are your endings on s a omen on on s a omen on on s a omen on you should be able
say that in your sleep. When I tutor students privately, I force them to go through these.
And some don’t want to do it. Some don’t want to. If you do it, it’ll stick. It’s imprinting
it in your brain. And that’s part of the intensive method. If you don’t sit there and repeat to
yourself so that your spouse is upset with you, what are you saying in the shower? I’m saying my
endings, darling. Shut up. If your spouse doesn’t do that, you’re not doing the right thing. You
need to imprint these on your brain. We’re at the point in the game where we need to imprint. You
need to learn how to march, and this is how you march. On, es, e, on, et, e, on. Give me the next
one. That was the imperfect. This is the aorist. Another tense. What am I teaching you? I’m teaching
in the present, the imperfect, and the aorist. Those are called tenses. Tenses. Don’t think time.
Tense. What kind of tense is the aorist? It’s a simple action in the past. I did it. I ate.
Today, I can eat. Yesterday, I ate. The imperfect would be was eating. I was in the act of eating.
your mind goes right to the person doing the thing. The heiress is just simply referencing
a past action. And what are the endings there? A-as-e-a-men-a-te-an. A-as-e-a-men-a-te-an.
Look at the third person singular. You got that little movable new that’s in there. Don’t
memorize the movable new because it’s not always going to show up. Just memorize a-as-e-a-men-a-te-an.
beautiful. And finally, finally, what other, what, what other thing must you learn in unit two? You
must learn the infinitive. The infinitive is easy. The infinitive is easy. What is it? You take a
verb and you add ain to the ending. And what happens when you do, you make an infinitive and
it means to do something. Here, to educate, to educate. Yeah. It never changes.
always going to look like ain. That’s the present active infinitive. Gorgeous. To do something. Now,
that is all of the grammar and syntax that you need to learn from unit two. You’ve learned
the three new tenses. You learned the present, the imperfect, and you learned the aorist.
okay now the present and the imperfect will be formed from the first principal part the aorist
will be formed from the third the third you got to use the third principal part and when you use
the aorist and the imperfect you got to put an epsilon on the front of the verb we’ll see this
when we do exercises next time we’re going to do exercises we’ll um you’ll see an epsilon on the
front. It’s called an epsilon augment, and it indicates that you either have an imperfect,
an aorist, or a pluperfect. You have a secondary tense. The tenses are divided into two families,
primary and secondary. Primary tenses, present, future, perfect. Secondary tenses, imperfect,
aorist, pluperfect. I want you to just keep that in mind for now. Keep that in mind for now.
Fantastic. That is the basic functioning of verbs. Now, what I want you to do is I want you to jump
in to the exercises from unit two. Jump into the exercises from unit two. If you can, please go to
one of the labs. Go to the Discord on Saturday. You can show up for the Aussie section if you’re
not Aussie. I’m sure that they won’t give you a hard time, right? Fantastic. I want to thank
everybody for coming tonight. And I want you to remember, I really, really do care for you.
I wouldn’t give this material to you unless I knew. This will help. This will help.
Thank you, Muse, for the dope. Thank you for the night. Hail Satan.
Hydroponic, 64, death, whatever you want it
I know you love it, wish you were here, roll another
The beast is put for dragons, inhale the indica
Reekin’ it, my weed is sticky, chickadee of poisonous kisses
That girl, you know she’s got it, hail Satan
We do this all the way to the roads we’re paved
I ride a bear horse in the sunshine, blue-tone big-time wolfman
Wolfman, hillside root cutter grow it, dawn bringer shining in the morning, they puff a little bit of the chronic, poisonous dragon venom, darkness through dreams, frankincense, hell’s upon the hill, I make it rain, I spit the hot fire, yells above verses, make sure they got bunny ears on the gold horns, smoking indica purple of the sabbath, I’m teddy face, Mr. Black Magic, singing hallelujah, jeepers, creepers, hot purple move ya,
Root cutter, evergreen tree grower
The antichrist you dream of
Thunder from on high, Venus in the sky
Heavy on the drums, 808 funk
Blackick mania, my dear dance with me
Where the purple flowers grow
Those with eyes to see
A kiss of Athena, dream of Saturn
Uranus, Venus dress
Roots grow from the stars overhead
Orphic hymns to the moon
Oracle Ritual, with a kiss and a whip, Lady Babylon is with you.
Lady Babylon is with you.
Source: Lady Babylon