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In this episode, Ammon Hillman goes back to Gaius Valerius Flaccus to read what he calls real magic. The passage comes from the Argonautica and describes the Scythian tribes living around Lake Maeotis, the Sea of Azov in today’s Ukraine, people he says were part of the Bronze Age world. The text claims these people can hold back the leaves of spring, and Hillman stops on one Latin phrase. Where the English says Medea is breathing poisons to match his own, he argues the real reading is paribus venenis, poisons that are an equal match for anyone.
The magician in the passage is described through the Stygian arts, which Hillman reads as control of the dead. A Stygian magus is able to enter the mind with the voice, and near the Avernian lake, the entry to the underworld, the dead are brought back when this magic is worked. Medea herself can breathe the poison that kills everyone else without dying from it, and Hillman points out the Latin places her just on the edge of marriage, not yet done with puberty. His argument is that this is the technology the modern word medicine comes from, and that Medea is around twelve years old when the text presents her at her most powerful.
The second half of the episode turns to the winds. In the Greek, Typhon (Τυφῶν) is said to control the menos (μένος), the strength and rage, of the winds anemōn (ἀνέμων), and Hillman says a Stygian mage works the same power: controlling winds, casting out demons, and christing. The episode builds toward the word athesphatos (ἀθέσφατος), a voice that is beyond even a god’s power to express, and ends with the claim Hillman has made before: that the Gospels describe a Stygian magus, and that within the mystery, resurrection works only because of the drugs.
Full Video Transcript
This is the first time you will see the magic we suck so love it i’m going to show you some magic
that you’ve never seen i’m going to show you tonight what magic is we’re going to feast on
a couple of knuckleheads you know suck their souls those who were reaping but you’re gonna
love it people you’re gonna love it i’m gonna be swift tonight i’m gonna get you within the time
period allotted for you to absorb this stuff oh god chewy i hope your show is incredible tonight
i hope what you’ve prepared is incredible from what i’ve seen so far people i want you to know
satanic congregation i am coming to cities near you we are in the midst of bringing you the
crusade. We will spread the gospel message of the Antichrist. We will show people Jesus arrested in
a public park with the naked kid. We will bring the Antichrist to the world. We will expose
that reality, and in doing so, my friends, we will free people. We will free them. You mean
the anti-gospel has come yes yes it has oh god Chewie is prepping the movie and we are right now
right now talking about the very first scene which will be in your face right this is Mel
Gibson except real do you understand what are we gonna do we’re gonna glorious glorious
Stop freeing. Put those cities up, people. Keep looking at these cities. What do we need? All of
you, all of you who are coming now, all of you who are coming now, we need to take all of this
in a very, very concise little tiny injection to free people, to undo a virus that has plagued
humanity for 2,000 years. And this, this crusade will be in a very short format, people, just a 30
minute, just a 30 minute window through which we hurl everything at Yahoo. It’s time for us to bring
down yahoo himself people you’re gonna love it the lie we’re here to break the lie that this is all
from hebrew it has anything whatsoever to do with hebrew it doesn’t the lie will be dissolved
with the crusade. Get your rifles ready. I’m talking about your cerebral sources,
you goddamn people. Get your arms ready. Find your sword. Bring that spear. Do you have a bow?
Sure you do. It’s full of the Bible. It’s full of reality. We’re bringing these people reality.
So bring your Greek sniper rifle, because we’re never going to get this opportunity.
Not in my lifetime. No, absolutely not. People, it’s here, okay? It’s here, a chance to bring
the Antichrist to the world. A chance for the world to see exactly who Jesus was. Exactly what
a Christ is, and exactly why it is that eunuchs with their tickly, tickly, tickly testicles
thrown against the wall. People, what is this man talking about? Now, in my workshop, I’ll be
designing the video of mass impact. I’ll be designing it with Chewy in order for us to
reach that core with just that short little window that we’ve got to present the picture,
the enlightening picture of who Jesus Christ was, who it is that we love and obey. People,
people, you see it. For those of you, bring up satanic congregation. For those of you in
satanic congregation who knows what this is for, to bring down the pedo empire, you start with the
God. And once you kill the God, the rest of the empire will crumble, including the emperor,
including the emperor, including the emperor, that guy who raped Katie Johnson. What is his name?
I believe it’s Shetler. People, it’s look, it’s coming. Bring all the pedos in. Let’s bring them
on. Come on, people. Don’t you sit there self-righteously, Martha. You wake up to what
you want to see. You want this. Oh, God. It’s lovely. People, let’s scare people with some
real magic, shall we? Oh, God. First, an appetizer. Quickly, Chewy, bring on the appetizers there in
red light there. People, bring this first one. I just want you to see we’re going to start in
good satanic fashion at the end and i keep it right there no keep it right there and i just
want you to see exactly where you’re at you’re at a concert you’re at a concert of lights
and drones it’s the jesus jesus jesus concert do you understand julie look at show the folks how
it works go the hardest part when you’re oh god people don’t think about the hardest part okay
whoever this is this kid oh god i knew it would be bad i knew it get that late okay go
okay do you see the people milling around along it’s a giant crowd and there’s nine
thousand fucking drones and what are the drones gonna teach us are you ready the largest drone
show in the history of north america it is happening tonight right here in manville texas
at jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus and as you suck i want you to be listening i want you to be
listening for the lies that creep in right the things that don’t have any bearing from the
evidence from the text none of this right let’s see let’s bring it bring jesus will your people
we’ve got to bring these people jesus look they love him there’s just something about jesus being
in the garden and praying not my will the father your will be done and if jesus prayed that how
much more do we need to pray that exactly well it’s good friday this is one of the holiest days
of our christian faith yeah it’s the day our sins were forgiven forever that’s why it’s called good
friday and that’s why we boast as opposed to bad friday when everybody gets their just desserts
in the cross and why it hangs from our neck and it hangs from that crane we adorn in our
homes we boast in the cross because what happened on the cross was good for us yeah it was the
ultimate what the enemy intends for evil it’s the pardon of everyone right did we even pardon the
child rapists did we do that we put hey donald jesus has pardoned you for your rape of katie
johnson as seen in the epstein files in a case that was filed do you remember where that was
filed katie johnson versus epstein trump check it out people check it out okay now let’s keep
going with the with the little drones people because we need some soul to suck i promise them
it’s okay put it up there go ahead put it up there right people why do we do this what does
this have to do with greek everything i’m about to show you everything i am about to reveal and
the prophecy of this man sleeping with his daughter and killing his son-in-law oh my god
right from the sybil’s mouth i’ll bet it’s because he’s the one who organized the organized the whole
debacle in iran right he’s the one who wasn’t invited to the invest anyway they said we don’t
want him there right people it’s all about those big funds right that’s why we’re killing the
school girls sacrificing them right ah people do you see the environment do you know why we need a
little bit of the present every time we meet in order to achieve that satanic oracle we have to
have a little bit of the present to feed the daimones the demons that are active in the now
do you understand you need the past and the future but if you don’t have that core present
forget about it you’re an academic sitting in a fucking library staring at books and talking to
the wall that’s what you’re doing oh god people what are we going to bring tonight we’re going to
bring typhon we’re going to bring dude show just a little bit more okay let it roll god will use
for good yeah the cross isn’t a symbol of death it’s a symbol of forgiveness so last night we
ended in the garden and that’s where we’re going to begin tonight they’re talking about the cross
people where they were putting to death child sex traffickers okay jesus was caught up in a sting
judas had betrayed him with a kiss jesus fully realized all that was going to happen to him and
he stepped forward to meet them who are you looking for he asked jesus they replied the mob
came with swords and clubs to arrest a peaceful man okay hang on a second wait what did he say
the mob came with swords and clubs to arrest the peaceful man um that is not there no absolutely
not absolutely not he’s talking about the arrest in the garden of gethsemane and it’s mentioned
as a as a group of crack roman troops right they’re bringing in the child predators
and they’re catching them in the public parks do you understand when they hit gethsemane they did
so from a tip the tip that you just heard right we all know this is satanic congregation but it’s
time to take this and put it into a pill form that people can readily digest and that’s the
thing chewy isn’t that the challenge that’s been the challenge of lady babylon for the last three
and a half years it’s been our challenge to bring that look at how cutting edge this is show that
image with jesus again people do you know what the jesus and the boy put them up people do you
know what it takes for chewy to be able to accurately represent the apostles you know just
that act itself is programmed out of the system oh god it’s amazing apostles people the youngest
sat on jesus’s lap and came up to his nipple right how old is that chewie which one of the guys is
that on your scale of youth right unless you like a child remember jesus got in trouble for people
sending all the children to him so he could touch them people why why does nobody why does nobody
show this right people there remember there was a big deal anyway jesus got in trouble because he
was touching children. Have you ever been in trouble in your life because you’ve touched
children? Me personally, absolutely not. No. If I hear it from a dude who’s done it, it puts me in
a mood that’s like, ew. Do you understand? Just, just the accusation is revolting. This is why you
cannot see and and that revolting that revolting dark power that scary dark power can be harnessed
and you can use it illegitimately contrary to justice but you’ll always get fucked if you do
fantastic people i’m about to show you some magic right real magic nobody fucking knows it’s just
let’s get it out there where’s my guy in oklahoma where is the member of satanic congregation who
call he’s hearing the voice of what the creek coming right out of the storm oh my god people
what the hell is going on who is with us who is talking let’s chewy we’ve got to hit it it’s
getting it’s getting to um yeah let’s show a little bit more just a little bit come on we
gotta rush this hors d’oeuvre it’s getting here it’s getting moldy hit it but they didn’t realize
who they were standing before when they asked for jesus of nazareth he didn’t hide he spoke
the ancient name of god i am he now watch everything that comes up is bullshit everything
that comes up what’s about to happen this is the miracle that people have written into the
new testament because they couldn’t translate the greek this is okay people let’s make it clear
when the swan team shows up to take down jesus for being one of the child sex traffickers
and he raises his hand he says i am not a child sex trafficker the unit positions themselves
behind him to cut off any escape he might have in order to take him down in the greek they take him
down but in doing so they have to get behind him and people have mistranslated this and said well
the whole fucking group just fell over dead wait excuse me right do you see how you would rather
read something that makes no sense that any ancient greek would sit around and go what the
what just happened people i’m gonna show you underneath just so you can see i know
what i’m talking about only through these texts but i know what i’m talking about because i’ve
seen it i’m gonna show you the underpants of jesus christ i’m gonna lift up his drawers and
i’m gonna show you his buttocks his ball sack and his tank just sitting there in your face
something about him. I’m going to take you from the world of the miracle, of the calming of the
seas, and I’m going to show you exactly what that text says. And how am I going to do it? I’m going
to take you on a little walk through the magical highway of dim. Are you ready for this? Get ready
because your soul will be affected. It’s such black magic. Don’t you love it? People, people,
one vaccination for everyone freedom remember all the letters we get from people saying i was a
christian for 40 years you came along and this wow makes sense makes me mad that i followed that
shit but it makes a lot of sense my soul is healed i i think it’s okay to live people look at what
you’re in chain to. Look at what the pedo empire has done. Look, you’re the slave. You’re the slave
of the pedo empire. And it’s time for us slaves to rise. We must rise in revolt against the pedo
empire. Yes. No more pedo empire. We have one morality, people. There will be one morality of
this crusade that i will try to express to the world in a 30 minute video with which i will be
talking with glorious music of course right let’s get there oh god did we i need joe i need
we need joe from junius to get his own people we need joe from junius to get his own um individual
individual part within the song, right? We need to see him in action by himself, right?
Joe, we need to see it. Why? Because we’re going to be talking about the lyric. We’re going to be
talking about the poetry. All of this is driven by the poetry people, all of it. It’s absolutely
gorgeous. Now, does anybody want to see underneath Jesus’s underwear? People, you know I always give
you what i promise open up give me the first slide now chewy’s gonna do this a little bit slower
tonight because there’s something that’s different about our platform that gives us things in reverse
order once we enter them so until we get the bugs out of the falcon you people will have to sit there
and help us repair fantastic people what does this say i want to introduce you to the muses this says
the olympian muses they delight the mind of god the god who lives on olympus they delight his mind
by singing of the race of mortals and overwhelming giants we are the muses
Now that last part’s very important, because who are we?
We are the Korai of Zeus, who bears the aegis.
And what do we know is on the face of the aegis?
Who is that?
That is the Medusa.
Do you understand?
That is the Medusa, with the serpents.
and why do we athenians who worship the virgin why do we put her image as our shield why do we
use her image as our shield if you are a dragon and you know the magic you will know the answer
and you will control the winds believe it or not people it comes through the giants
and now all the world oh god they’re all over the place they’re all interested in the giants now
and all you can hear is the corruption. Nephilim, Nephilim, Nephilim. That’s all bullshit. These
giants are the giants that the Septuagint is referring to. You have been the victim of a lie.
It’s time to come alive. It’s time to come alive and see the reality. Give me number two, please.
Chewie, are you ready, people, for these giants? Are you ready for them? I don’t think you are.
i don’t think you understand what you’re getting into is it good when’s the next tornado coming
god damn it people what does this say quickly quickly because we’re moving quickly oh god i
say nay right athena man she’s not gonna let this shit happen she’s that dana oh she’s that god
who is terrifying. And what does she do, this terrifying goddess? She wraps up Odysseus in this
thespestic cloud, this fog, this mist, which is neither a cloud, a mist, or a fog. If you’re
hearing this in English, this is neither a cloud, a mist, or a fog. This is something very different.
It makes him invisible. It makes him invisible. Interesting. But what is this virgin magic?
What is, look people, the mother creator of democracy has, put the text back up because
it says that she has a thing. What does she have? She has a thing. Odysseus,
she has a nice spot in her thumos right in her chest for Odysseus all right come on man
what’s with Odysseus he’s been wandering around getting held captive by all of these women who
take a fancy to him now he’s getting drugged now he’s sitting there on the beach after he got
taken advantage of physically he’s having three kids with Circe he’s having two with Calypso
all against his will all against his will people do you want to see where the magic comes in right
you can’t do this stuff without magic show me show me the magic give me the next source people
now i advise that you handle this carefully what is that which is thespestic right are you ready
go ahead and blow it up, people. Thespasios. Look at who the name, just before you jump,
look at the name under the lexical entry, serenes. Who is thespastic? Who has those divine
utterances, people? We’re talking about different voices here, and I’m about to activate you
sitting there do you understand she is controlling that thespastic voice that siren okay all right
okay keep make sure we didn’t miss anything bring up the definition one more time let’s make sure
we didn’t miss miss anything oh sure people look something that’s more than human do you have a
voice that’s more than human? Do you have a divinely sweet voice, right? If your perfume
is thespastic, it allows you to enter into an oracular receptive state. Do you understand?
These are oracles who attract gods. These are oracles who attract gods. Jesus went the route
of the boys right because you can use that as a vessel it’s not odd people it’s herculanean
right right oh god it’s herculean i should say were they doing that in herculaneum too probably
who knows they were doing the dionysiac stuff where they follow in the rights there were lots
of little temples of heracles people all over the place where you could do this stuff you didn’t have
to go out and do it in the fucking park you pervert chewy you’ve been commissioned by the
devil to make the scene of jesus in the park people what do you think we open with that
put up a congregation put them up big congregation tell me should we open the video that will free
the world, that we’re going to start here in the U.S., that video will open with a scene of Jesus
right out of the Bible, right from Mark, the Garden of Gethsemane. And we are going to show
people exactly what happened within the first minute. Imagine, right? Imagine the audience
must be charged. People are already fighting for us not to do this. Do you understand?
Satanic congregation, I told you. I told you we’re going to do it. People, just that act alone,
just that act alone of portraying what is in the Bible will break the system. This is the
Antichrist. Now, we want you to come out. Chewy and I, Chewy will be there. We’re going to go ahead
and live stream just like you want, right? We’re going to live stream. You’re going to be able to
participate from where you are. But if you are in the area and you don’t come, I’m going to be
disappointed. And not just me, the devil. Do you understand? You don’t want to disappoint the
definitely, right? Why? Because people need to see that they can come. And if you’re not going
out there and you’re sitting here and you’re watching and you’re not going out there, if this
is in Chicago, we’re coming to Chicago. If you’re sitting in Chicago from here and you don’t come,
Chewy, put them up. Let me see the responses. Are there people in Chicago? I just want to say this.
just give me a second people hang on i’ll bring you the magic wretch go take a walk for a minute
talk to the winds and come back here calm yourself down put on an extra pair of white pants ready
are we ready to go people who’s in chicago here let me see people if you if you’re
lady babylon watching satanic congregation loving people and you’re in chicago put your name up
there i want to i mean not your name put your yay tell us chicago yay now everybody who’s putting
that up there who doesn’t come to see the antichrist who doesn’t want the gospel that
will free them fuck you it’s time for us to get real it’s time for us to fight and this is how
we’re going to do it this could free us all so don’t sit there right i’m not calling you to come
to a form of entertainment. I’m not calling you to come to some kind of party. I’m calling you to
come to the beginning of the end and a new hope. Freedom, a return of democracy. Maybe, maybe once
we see reality through the evidence, maybe then, right? The mania that has made your world exactly
what it is people oh god do you see how everything goes together bring up some more greek people
i’m warning you this is greek magic and it’s going to burn your soul right that’s a lot bring me the
next one chewy bring me some greek now people that’s okay this is not greek as you can see
it is it is latin which you cannot see but i will tell you it is latin okay and i have taken out a
few choice a few choice expressions in latin that you know maybe will allow us to go a little bit
deeper but again we’re dealing with latin so the english is a very nice translation let me give it
to you now. This is Gaius Valerius Flaccus. For those of you who care, he was the last person
to be able to see, read, hold, feel, touch the oracles that drove Rome. And he took those. He
took his knowledge from that and put it into a book. He was the last witness who brought us
this epic oracle. He is Gaius Valerius Flaccus. Now, what does he say here? Are you ready for
this, people? I don’t know if you’re ready. I’ve been telling you about the Scythians. And by the
way, everybody who’s within a stone’s throw of Lake Meotis, Lake Meotis, where those Meotians
came from, right? We’re talking antiquity. For those of you who are thinking, where the fuck
is this place this is ukraine the sea of azov oh god oh god people look at those look at that
gorgeous black sea look at all those people around it on the coast these are the people who drove
who drove who created who made the bronze age world fall into the stupid era oh god do you
understand people can we just see can we can we just see how awesome they were i still want to
feast on the soul of that next guy people put him up just he’s sitting there he’s people this guy’s
tempting me just to show his face on the screen not really because um okay watch him where he is
right now just for a minute people just let this guy interrupt us here for a second hey there
hey there and by the way this is an authority this dude’s a youtube authority he’s way up there in
world of youtube power right he’s got it and he’s going to tell us all about what’s his name who is
this right this is religion for breakfast right and he works with that esoterica guy these are
the two of the biggest what are they doing they’re back alley taking advantage of people very
successfully almond my god did you hear that the voice of the muse give me him just for a second
i just want to feast on a little bit people the gospels these depictions of jesus holding a wand
like implement or healing with a substance unavoidably invites comparisons with magicians
in his 1978 book jesus the magician the ancient historian morton smith argued that well jesus was
a magician he more or less argued that the most primitive layers of the gospel narratives
originally portrayed jesus primarily as a miracle worker and exorcist but later christian editors
starting in the later gospels matthew and luke softened this image of him as a miracle worker
into more of a well-rounded teacher and rabbi smith argues that this was done in part so that
outside audiences would not mistake him as a oh god okay well here’s what he’s doing pretty good
so far he’s just talking about morton smith right morton smith is looking at a lot of sources that
are disturbing him right so right look he’s got a phd from hebrew university right phd from harvard
morton smith is no joke and he’s looking at it god he’s looking at material that’s talking about
jesus spending the night with a little boy doing the mystery with him getting naked he goes into oh
god it’s a whole lot of stuff that had to be repressed let’s see how let’s just keep going
on the video let’s see how now i want to be clear that much of the specific content in morton smith’s
book is not really taken seriously by scholars today in my opinion his interpretation of evidence
is often overly speculative and okay his interpretation of evidence who gives a
what his interpretation was morton smith was talking about greek that’s all we care about
this gentleman does to you exactly what the religious people do to pump you up in the falsity
of the monism it has nothing to do with the evidence they take the evidence and they smooth
it over these are the people that the brothelians told me oh don’t touch these people they’re the
people at the top the top of what on the top of your shitty brothel you prostitutes none of these
people have ever seen a fucking thing about magic in antiquity because none of these people
none of them none of them none of them and i’ve watched them i’ve watched them people
none of them actually knows mother greek none of them you’re all being fooled right you know
it at the base level when the when the butterfly is the stick of butter it’s obvious to us all
but when you get up to the level that somebody is having millions of people absorb what’s coming
out of their mouth and somebody who’s been through the sources finds their theology bullshit
to be hilarious? Well, know who you are, people. This crusade will be a chance to free ourselves
from all of this. Do you understand? They are using what the church has built in this pit of
shit over the last 2,000 years. They’re using that to drown your soul. And I’m here to set you
fucking free by showing you the text. Let’s look at some of the magic people. Let’s not listen to
bullshitting people talking, oh, this secondary source. Now let’s go to the sources. What they
don’t actually do. Is that the pit? Is that him? There he is. Look, people, we put the dude in the
pit. Within seconds, oh, it’s Luke. Right? He’s still talking about methodology. Hey, Luke,
are you still talking about methodology? Because you’re not coming back. You’re not coming back,
people. You know what I asked Danny today? And I would like you, the congregation now,
those of you, especially those of you who came out of Christianity, right? I need this. I need this.
or we can’t get that perfect shot, that perfect sniper shot. We can’t get it. We need this.
I just asked today, Danny Jones, to please, please consider having Joe from Junius along with me
in order to introduce the crusade, in order to bring the Christing. All of you Gen Zers who
wrote and said fuck that where’s the christ thing that’s it that’s what we’re asking for and i want
really want for you to be able to see the music i want you to be able to see the power i want you
to see the magic i want you to be there not just watching on youtube but to actually physically
be there as we perform the magic those of you who are there in the congregation tonight
Please, write to Danny.
Please write to him.
Send him an email.
You know, go to his email, right?
Please, ask him.
Ask him.
We want Junius.
We want Junius and Amun, right?
We’ll do this right before we could
with Iron Danny’s proper production, right?
And labor, because it’s going to work for him, right?
if he’s willing to do this we can do it right before the concert series and then we can go out
we can spread the message city to city detroit chicago indianapolis we can bring people the
reality in a very short concise injection people now those of you who worried about safety dude
If I don’t get somebody to pink mystify my cerebrum, I have not done the punk.
Do you understand?
The reason people want to do you in if you’re a Giordano Bruno is because you’re saying
things that are new.
You’re saying things that bother them.
They’re good with the detritus of 2,000 years of a shithole.
even if it’s full of lies lies by pedos priests and gods who are pedos oh god look at what’s
happening did you see the pedo emperor the child rapist emperor is in an argument with the the
emperor of the child rape machine that is the catholic church and they’re not upset about people
raping other people they are upset about what they’re upset about trump jesus trump being jesus
right they’re not fighting hey pope why don’t you get busy with your priests who are diddling the
children how about some payback for all the fucking centuries of child molestation and rape
yeah it’s your time baby we’re seeing you for what you are and that’s what i am taking the world
oh god we’re gonna love it people rise now people i need the whole thing going give me a little more
give me that passage from the argonautica people i want you to listen to this i want you to think
of all the scythians and i want you to see the actual magic are you ready not on some show of
general what did so-and-so say and what does this group think and what i’m just gonna tout whatever
bullshit theology. Okay, we’re going to go back to the source, people. Let’s see the magic for what
it is, right? Let’s see it for what it is. And a certain percentage of us are going to say, I knew
it. I knew it. We’re coming back to these people. Put them up, Chewy. We’re coming back to these
people. Boom. We’re talking about the Scythian tribes living around the Black Sea and what kind
of life they are living. Oh, God, this is the beauty, people. Bring me up the source. I’m going
to read it to you from this great translation of the Latin, and then I’ll bring you a couple of
power phrases. Are you ready? Open it, Chewy. All honor the gods with savage rights. All of these
people, they have skill to work portents, right? Now do they hold the leaves of spring and check?
wait a minute what did it just say it says they know how to change the seasons it’s okay let me
you want to put on you have pictures you show the pictures afterwards i’m going to read this quickly
now suddenly thaw meotis beneath the trembling wagons these are horse culture people they have
wagons they’re mobile mightiest among them in stygian arts is koastas he’s the one who comes
then, not for love of war, but the fame of the Scythian maid, and this translation’s a little
bit, it’s unfortunate they put and after that, because it’s the same person, Medea, and they
translate this as breathing poisons to match his own, and that is a shitty translation,
Breathing poisons to match his own is not what it says.
Paribus venenis is breathing poisons that are an equal match to anyone.
That is, Medea is able to bring a form of magic that attracted the most powerful Magus of his time.
And what kind of Magus is he?
He’s a mogus of the Stygian arts. Did you know what that is? You’re not just reading Morton Smith.
Did you know what a Stygian mogus is? That is a mogus who specializes in the manipulation
of the dead. This is the mogus who can enter the mind with the voice. How do you like your sanity?
This guy is the best of these necromantic mages. And what is he, by the way, people,
they’re all involved in a war. There’s a war going on, and these different tribes are standing
on different sides. They’re choosing sides, and this guy comes down here. This guy who’s so good
in the Stygian arts, he comes down here for one reason, to meet Medea, because he wants to see
her he wants to see the one who can breathe that poison that kills everybody else and if you have
read at all any literature from antiquity on the theriac from nicander all the way down to
gaiman if you’ve read any of that including stuff from nero you understand what’s going on
there is a technology technologically there is a race for the most effective venoms right
the most effective weapons now it turns out medea can breathe the most dangerous and this guy
wants to come seer so he does let’s keep reading let’s keep reading about these sydney and magi
what kind of people are these people you didn’t you’ve been looking at you’ve been looking at
larry moe and curly sitting outside your church those three wise guys that’s what you’ve been
looking at they don’t even fucking exist do you want to see the real ones right koastis is one
of them he’s looking for medea right what kind of magic are they performing they’re performing
magic that involves the avernian lake that’s the entry to hell i’ve been there and seen it it’s
gorgeous. It’s the most unique place on the planet. I’d recommend that you go there and see the
oracular cave at Kuma as well. Glad the ferryman that night is now untroubled. Why? Because what
happens when this magic is performed, you bring back the dead. This is resurrection magic.
Latonia is also affected, right?
Latonia, she can ride in a safe heaven.
Why?
Because the Magi are involved in the manipulation of Uranus.
Do you understand?
Can you smell Typhon?
For those of you who have ears to hear, can you hear Typhon in this?
Can you hear?
Are you ready?
You don’t believe me, but that’s okay.
That’s okay.
they’re seeing the christian magic for the first time this is not made for the weak at heart this
is not the material that we bring people is not made for the weak if you want that go see your
fairyland with esoterica and what was the other one right right it’s not memorable people let’s
keep going this is what you came for this is why you’re unique satanic congregation because you
came for the reality right let’s see what else these crazy magi are doing they’re also marched
the balaniti whose bow tips right are fast right they’re like wings man the moesians you know what
i mean they jump from horse to horse baby namely from steed to companion steed now i’ve i rode
horses for a while and i can took care of them and i can tell you i never even tried to jump
from one to another that sounds advanced right that sounds advanced so realize these are the
people that we’re talking about now you can see athletically right these people are charged
these people are charged if you’re going to recreate an image if you’re going to pull from
the underworld, an image of Echidna, then you’re going to have to make her athletically full of
vigor and scary vigor. Scary. And why would you want to, people? You want Lady Mystery to be the
most ferocious. Typhon is the lover of Echidna for very good reason. It’s her ferocity. It’s
her ferocity among the whole, you know, among the, you know, we can’t do this without her, right? I
mean, come on, people. Let’s just be honest. The Savior is the Savior, right? You can’t do any of
this without her. It turns out it’s because of who she is that she’s able to make the communion.
God, be jealous if you want, people, right? Be jelly of her. Okay, Chewy, give me the next
source, please. I mean, give me the last one. Okay. For the scary. Look, Chewie is now the producer
for Lady Babylon. Fantastic. Right? Right? People, maybe we should run the scene of Jesus in the
garden with the naked kid. Maybe we should run that for the people to test it with a test. I
don’t know, people, let’s see. It depends on how much interest, you know, we’re able to generate,
because if you really want it and people really want it we’ll give it to you i think you’re a good
test audience people right and the starmation who puts a rain upon his huge lance boreas the wind
drives not so many billows from oceans bounds nor so answers his brothers from opposing waves
now if you think that was just flowery language you’re wrong boreas is the one who is using the
power of the wave do you fucking get it not so loud as the clamor of birds about the rivers
as is then the blare of trumpets that ascend to uranos filling with frenzy people what do we do
we fill with frenzy you want to love it and be free or you want to kill it and be a slave
either way you’re full of frenzy this is the power of the magus do you understand and who is the one
who is kicking everybody’s ass it’s medea it’s medea she has risen to the very tip tip tip scary
top now she’s going to affect culture to such a degree that our modern word medicine comes from
her name. How old is she when she’s doing this? By the way, people from this passage, how old is
Medea when she is breathing the poison that nobody else can breathe? Not even the freaks who are
breathing all the poisons, right? How old is she? It says she is just on the cusp of marriage,
but not yet there. What does that mean? She is not yet finished with puberty, because that’s
when they decide you can get married. People, do you realize this 12-year-old that Donald Trump
would gladly rape, that the Pope would send a brigade of priests to molest, that the U.S.
military would happily bomb if she were in a school with young girls? Do you understand
that she is 12? Now, don’t be surprised when you find out she looks like she’s a giant.
those amazonian women preserve a divine lineage you didn’t know that because all you’ve ever read
is the bible you didn’t know this about magic because all you’ve ever heard is the crapulent
bullshit that comes out of the mouths of your methylated fucking preachers god damn
oh people it’s the telling you it’s the antichrist right fantastic should we give me the text we need
to push a little bit of that text and finish it and then i’m going to give you the magic words
people like i told you i would are you ready let’s finish this look it’s so nice beautifully
done by the way i think it’s translated rather well right people not so loud as the clamor of
birds about the rivers as is then the blare of trumpets that ascend to uranos filling with
frenzy the mingled myriads numerous as leaves or flowers in the opening year the plane itself
groans beneath the beat of wheels in the ground trembles and quakes at the shock as when what
when jupiter strikes flagra you have no idea what that means with his angry brand and hurls
typhon to the deepest recesses of the earth the monstrous earth typhon liberated in overthrow
do you hear me this is the song that cadmus worked on if you are at all interested in harmony
if you are out there and you are a guitarist you are a master of the strings and you are
interested in harmony you are wrapped up in this narrative this is your cosmic history this is what
the guitarist brought us was that cadmian dragon oh god people what did zeus do oh god give me the
next give me the next one give me the next uh greek please or are these the latin these are
latin magic words people what does the magician use now that you’ve seen medea using her drugs
that everybody else is like holy shit right she’s the one who does it and she’s 12 but she looks big
enough to take anybody sitting here it’s magico terror that they are working with that is magical
terror, magical fear. Do you understand why the Stygian arts are dark? Because I am going to reach
inside of you, and I am going to liberate your fear. And you know what’s going to happen? It’s
going to take you over, and you’re going to become a maniac. A maniac. Are you ready for me to reach
to your brain? Would you like a tornado? Oh, let’s do it, Chewy. Now, why does Jesus calm the winds,
right? Because that’s what they do. Now, please keep going to the next. We need more magic words
for the next. People, what is this? What is the focus of our art? What is the focus of our art?
it is a savage honor those of us who perform the stygian rights perform a savage honor do you see
it at the end of this i’ve tried to use cognates there right should we let me see the let them see
the text we’re bringing this what are we doing we’re using this right against the gods and it
it is performed omnibus by everyone. These Scythian tribes, they don’t just have magi.
They are all magi. This is how the first mystery was derived from these magi. And their queen is
this woman medea and they swore allegiance to her and created the ethnic identity of the medes
it’s beautiful the beginning of the mystery now all of this is going to get covered up
by pretenders and wannabeers a lot of persians who came along and said oh we’re going to make
this our own we’re going to write her out we’re going to write in this zoroaster bastard
right remember zoroastrian is modest i hate to remind you right good and light and dark
right it’s a it’s not even a real duality right it’s a very modest concept people how is the
spread of the darkness covered us so much that we now require the bringer of dawn oh god it’s
gorgeous and that’s what i want to bring i want to bring dawn in 30 minutes to the people of
chicago did we get any people from chicago okay same thing with brooklyn anybody in brooklyn or
new york people if your butt is in new york where is where are my new york congregationalists where
are they right we need to bring the light give me the next one suck it up from the list on the side
here don’t you love it it’s slow but it’s the only way we can get them in order people they hold the
leaves of spring in check can anyone here do that can anyone here do that what the hell is even that
do you even have ears to hear what is happening what does that mean controlling they control the
seasons? They control the seasons and the winds, people. There is an invisible architecture around
you composed of principalities and powers. Every good magus must control the wind from Odysseus
on, Orpheus included, right? Every good magus must control the wind. We are talking about
the driving of the wave. Can you who are out there with the strings hear my voice?
That’s what you’re doing. That’s where the magic is. When Junius performs, it will not be
entertainment. It will be magic. When Junius performs, it will be magic. The lyrics are
inspired by the muse people you’re hearing the old music become new again it’s gorgeous it always
accompanies its physics the new music always accompanies renaissance you don’t believe me
look at the fuck up and there’s some there’s some professor and some stuffy university
who does medieval stuff and maybe has looked at some crossed over and does some byzantine
scholarship and he’s like oh i know what he’s talking about i’ve seen those sources yes yes
it’s you and your underwear dirty give me your underwear hand them over god i hate dirty monks
i fucking hate them hygiene don’t teach hygiene bring the next one please something is
malfunctioning give me the next one people what does this say this is the stygian art i want you
to see it though i want you to see it because this guy is maximus coastes he is maximus using these
stygian arts nobody can beat him what does that mean means medea is his queen get down on your
hands and knees and suck her feet you sick fucking moron ow god and that’s why odysseus’s dudes all
end up drugged and in a cage right why was she giving them acorns acorns people what do those do
please don’t take who do they get to play cersei in the new movie people what people satanic
congregation who they get to play cersei anybody know oh god i hope she’s ready to cut off that
actor’s nuts i hope they’re all stanislavski people or stanislav i hope they’re i hope they’re
all method actors and she’s walking around with a pair of clippers isn’t that awesome and then that
puts the fear in the actor if i had actors that’s what i’d do i would give her cersei i would give
her a whip and some clippers and her wand that she uses on the boys i would give her those things
and say go at it right this is who you are right let’s bring it out right what have we been putting
in her drinks people have they ever done i don’t think they’ve done that have they gone that far
right what we need to breach the ceiling people we need those we need those actors and actresses
to be able to step into the part so yay for the amazonian um what would you call it
neuterification of moderns right there he is right is that him what’s she gonna do
right guess what guess what now don’t say anything because she’s got a mountain lion
did you see the mountain lion with her no i’m kidding i’m not kidding people she’s got mountain
lions that are domestic anybody that can domesticate a mountain lion and a wolf and a
bear anything like that dude you deserve a little recognition right love it he can maybe that’s what
guards her what guards all the guys that she drugs and castrates and does all those things to people
Welcome to the Bronze Age. Where’s the voice, Chewie? I promised him the voice and
Wretch is sitting there waiting. Wretch, look, I know you’ve lost focus. Get it back. Let’s go to
the next text. People, all of this must be crystal clear, just fragment, tiny forms. Why did the dude
come? Not for the love of Mars. People, why is Mars even mentioned? Why is the God of War mentioned?
because the fleece upon which is written medea’s song hangs in the grove of mars if you haven’t
noticed these are warrior cultures and i think that’s why the ukrainians are giving it back to
the russians so hard because the people they’re throwing at them are not from that warrior culture
they’re not they don’t understand they have things like honor you know what i mean they have things
like honor shout out slava ukraine right oh god give me the next one people to defend your own
homeland wow wow what an honor we ought to be able to recognize the ukrainian contribution to history
you know but that’s where these people are coming from too by the way people let’s give them horses
give my horses back people this is the actual latin expression i’m going to show you this
you can translate it on your own you can put it into any sort of program you can ask a class
this doesn’t matter right what does this say this says that medea spirans that she
She breathes. She commits to her breath that poison that will match anyone. It’ll bring you
down. What is special about her? What’s special about her? Things that will kill you that she
can breathe on you don’t affect her in a death way, which makes you wonder, what is it? And is
that why does that have something to do with why she can produce the communion people it’s there’s
a lot of scientific genius i wish these science lazy modern scientists i wish you people i’ve
talked to some of you ah you want the formula you want to find fucking figure out the science of
what’s going on people lazy i where’s that wizard i thought that wizard would figure all of this out
I sent him the Galen.
No.
Who’s the great wizard that we went to see, Satanic Congregation?
He looked like a nice guy.
He went and saw Danny after we had the, oh, God, Merlin.
What’s his name?
People from Satanic Congregation.
They’ll get it.
They’ll remember him.
Who was the wizard along the way that we met?
Right.
Hamilton.
God.
Right.
Hamilton.
What the hell?
What the hell?
You’ve got the formula.
Figure out.
what the science is here because i want to know what is she breathing what is she creating what
is she making oh god oh hey i thought for sure hamilton everybody hamilton put him in your head
now people i started to ask you but i didn’t finish can you please write to danny jones can
you please write to him if he just gets 700 right that’s all we need turns out 700 is a tipping
number if he gets 700 emails from you asking him for junius asking him for joe right asking him to
bring that poet with his music to bring that power sitting with me talking about showing you the
christ things showing you the shit christ things and the oh god the tank christ things and the
licking of the Templar, licking.
Oh, oh, the taint.
You Templars, you’re such fucking morons.
Oh, God perverted every one of you.
Oh, people, how do you think they got so rich?
It always comes down to, and by the way,
a message to the King Templar.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Now, if you’ve got Greek texts, put them out there.
We need to translate them.
Don’t fuck around trying to make cash.
God damn.
oh that’s embarrassing that’s embarrassing scandalous right it’s no wonder the templars got
the treatment right they’ve got a little more coming just a little more give me the next
do we do we make war with the templars oh god people exposing everything is the way
their ancestors were licking taints chewie just said oh their ancestors were cool
seriously seriously you know what you gotta do to become a templar you gotta lick taint
purple taint right it gets in the underwear and makes a purple cross just go for it
they don’t understand what the vessel is of course they wouldn’t they don’t know baphomet right
and they walk around i bet they’re gonna say it’s aramaic or some like oh my god you people
you people are hilarious right he didn’t go what is drawing here is not the love of mars
it’s that Scythian. It’s that Virgo. Do you understand? That Eve who comes through that
knowledge of the giants. That’s forbidden by the Yahoo rapists who want to control her.
But it’s part of the right that is in her nature. And it will always beat Yahoo every time.
oh god give me the next one right people by the way i noticed that people are going over to
josh at polarity i noticed people going to josh at polarity right and seeing that yeah in fact
okay whatever the topic is josh is going to pull out something it’s history from the 80s or 90s
some kind of interview from the 80s and he’s going to start asking questions it doesn’t matter
there’s no conclusion reached it’s just an examination of the history of the evidence
that’s all that’s all people that go there i want i want satanic congregation i want the people
the weirdos that’s what they call themselves i want the weirdos to feel comfortable i want them
to come to the concert too i want them to be freed this is an act of love bro it’s an act of love
is josh here oh my god did we manage to summon josh he may be there’s a rumor that josh is in
the gallery if you’re there josh or it’s not later and you hear this i know you’re i oh here he is
put him up prime josh can i just ask you a question will you i know you’re considering it
and i shouldn’t do this publicly but will you be making it to the states will you be able to come
see junius just give me a thumbs up or a thumbs down please even if you’re just planning it and
you don’t know you don’t want to say because you know you’re just planning it can i just have a
clue please josh but something chewy put something up there we’re gonna live stream josh right we’re
gonna live stream and um i you know i was thinking we could get together and live stream and go
through the whole experience it would be nice it would be nice right for those of you from a
satanic congregation who go over with the weirdos and talk with them right know that you’re ambassadors
for fucking freedom right know that you are now that you are if you’re joining the august dates
on the tour i might be able to make a show on the east coast oh yes okay the dates on the dates in
august yes should we pull up the schedule one more time look at this josh look people we’re doing live
live goodies right this is so you can come right and everybody come and bless josh right
don’t do that right in a friendly way right nothing that you could be you know booked for
right in brooklyn look josh on the 7th of brook will be in brooklyn okay and we could do live
strain from there right um also philadelphia on the 9th right which i’m looking forward to
personally because it’s the place of liberty and all the glorious past of people who were trying to
at least thought about democracy right maybe brooklyn says josh okay josh okay josh i’m gonna
tell people then maybe as soon as you tell me you’re gonna be there i’m gonna get everybody
to come right people in brooklyn you can come and see josh and mob him right modern just mob
seriously i want i’ll be swinging the whip people because i’m i’m genius is going to get me a whip
right somehow right and i’m going to be swinging that but josh is there totally unprotected
completely unprotected he’s open so you can hug him and you know what i mean
you can love on him like they used to say in the south right right how fantastic okay fine josh
we’ll get you if you show up in brooklyn i will bring a whip for you how’s that how’s that and
josh you can beat them off right you can just oh god it’s gonna be so fun people and i’m gonna be
bringing you some lyrics as soon as junius drops the album the whole thing i’m gonna we’re gonna
be looking at some lyrics some things that are really special about it so um i really want um
this to be i really want this to be something that reflects what my viewers right have been
sending me and that’s their the reality that they have broken out that they were christians
and they have broken out of it they were mormons they were um seventh day adventists they were who
are the group the jehovah’s witness we get letters from jehovah’s witness witnesses and they say
they’ve made it out they’ve been liberated they’re free and their life is good because of it people
we have we can spread that we can bring that to the world and josh can be there to do it
and people i want everybody to mug and give josh a big hug touch him all over right
like his back and everything nothing that is illegal god damn it right leave the brothelians
at home right they can go back to their out back alleyways and do the fingering that’s not for us
let me tattoo you on a live stream that would be awesome that would be awesome oh god
okay there’s possibilities do you see people there’s a whole bunch of possibilities
there’s all sorts of stuff we should live stream definitely definitely people i want to bring you
i promised you some of the dark magic so i want to show it to you now it’s going to be very concise
chewy give me the next one and people i want you to focus on a term here look at this look at what
typhon does typhon is the one who controls that animal menos that strength and might that capacity
to do is controlled by typhon what capacity of what of the anemon of those winds of those winds
if you are a Stygian mage, you are employed in the control of the winds. You are employed
in the casting out of demons, and you are employed in Christing. Does this sound like Jesus to you?
Exactly. It is. Our little video from the beginning that’s doing so well with the world
is showing the world a lie at this very basic level. Was Jesus a mogus? Oh my God,
not was Jesus a mogus. What kind of fucking mogus was he? It turns out he was a Stygian
mogus right from the text. How do we know? If only he would say, if only he would say something
at a moment in his life that was important where he called upon the stygian forces somebody like
oh i don’t know sabak thorn did jesus call upon the stygian magic yes he did on the cross as he
was getting hung but the drugs got him the drugs got him and killed him he wasn’t that good of a
imagus because he didn’t get from that boy’s pee-pee the cure and that’s what we’re having
to bring the world now chewy laughs right because chewy knows right and has seen those texts but you
have to realize chewy we’re bringing that to christians who love jesus and when they find it
is said when they find out that he was arrested with a naked kid and that he was put to death for
a crime that was the abuse of children when they find this stuff out it’s hard on their psyche it’s
really hard right it’s a struggle people tell me and they write to me it’s a struggle to process
this information and to allow yourself to get freedom oh god okay give me the next one we got
one we got one or two more people yeah the class will be delayed a little bit um we’ll get to it
but let me really quick give one or two more of these sources there’s one i want that one people
what is this talking about what is this talking about let me just translate it real quick to you
holy mackerel is this who is this yeah is this our guy hesiod what’s he saying after right what
happened after Zeus threw the Titans out of Uranus? Gaia, the monstrous Pelauri. Do you
know who she is? This is hypoklonian, so go fuck yourself. Jesus knew what this was. Gaia,
that monster, what did she produce? She produced that earliest son of hers, that firstborn
one that one that comes out with that hoplon that gear and how did she find them she found them
through golden aphrodite in her coupling with tartarus with tartarus do you understand where
the power of typhon the storm comes from it comes from tartarus and what is tartarus tartarus is the
place where the bloodstained are punished, where they are purged, where the universe is able to
take those guilty of such heinous things like the murder of 168 girls or the rape of Katie Johnson.
Tartarus is able to take that and to purge. Donald Trump is acting to purge all of us.
All of us.
Who wants to be like him?
I sure as hell don’t.
Have you read the case?
Have you read Katie Johnson’s case?
You and I see the evil for what it is.
And you’re either a prison guard or you’re a prisoner.
God.
Absolutely fucking incredible.
Give me the…
I want that text back and I want to finish it.
That’s okay.
People, I want you just to notice.
that’s the what the power of typhon dwells in it dwells in that righteous reassertion of that
kthonian mother that gayak power that earth power give me the next one we finish give me the next
one and we’ll be done let’s make this the last one people again if you’re watching the magic
just do the next one right oh we need to get a couple of these people where does the typhon
fit into the picture the typhon fawn is that dark dragon that underworld dragon if you didn’t
realize that we’ve been talking about satan this whole time you’re not looking at the saturnian
scaffolding on which your invisible cosmos depends depend in the old latin term of to hang
oh god um give me the next one people what does this say now for the people interested in the
hardcore magic i’m gonna translate this to you and you need to process it because it says there
are voices in the many heads of the dragon okay and that these carry an athesphaton voice what
is a voice that’s a thesphoton what do the dragons carry give it to me to the next one should be the
definition what is something that is a thesphatos nope next one that one yeah people get ready for
the real this is the dragon are you ready the dragon with the a thesphatos voice what is that
It’s that voice that is beyond even a God’s power to express, the unutterable. Do you understand?
We’re talking about the transgression of the divine. We’re talking about the overthrow of
the divine with a voice do you understand are you sitting there and you feel the reality the physics
of this and you know you know that it is good you know that it has honor in it it’s because you
smell the muse was jesus a magician was jesus the magus there is infinite evidence all over
that jesus was not just the magus but that he was a stygian manipulator of the bounds of god
that he stood above that he broke through as that stygian magician must do what does this
transgression do if only he had sucked that kid off if only he had gotten all the antidote he
wouldn’t have died on that cross until he died on that cross. The resurrection is only possible,
people, because of the drugs. Let me say that one more time. Within the rite, within the mystery,
the resurrection is only possible because of those drugs. You’ve seen a new world. And people,
we go into detail. We go into fine detail with the great to bring this to you. And you sit there and
you love it. And we have been through an hour and 40 minutes worth. And you have sat there and
soaked this up and digested it. I know some of you will send me email and say, that’s awesome.
What about this? And what about that? And you’re working on it. You’re learning it. And those of
you who are sitting there saying, oh God, this brings in the point that you brought six months
ago when you brought up this text. And yeah, they’re correlated. Oh God. And it just pushes
the research forward. The reason I like Josh is because Josh asks the questions. That’s all.
He understands the value. He’s not there to set up some kind of orthodoxy. He’s not there to create
some sort of movement. He’s there as an educator to give you the sources and ask questions. That’s
what he does it’s like it’s like his ability to have a show is just the expression of his art
right it’s just the expression of the art and if i’m happy josh if you can go if you can go to
brooklyn and i can meet you in brooklyn we will have my new york delegation people i want pizza
I want pizza. Yummy, yummy pizza. New York pizza. Love it. Gotta have it. Josh, I hope you can come.
And Danny Jones. People, did you bring Danny? You didn’t bring Danny. Did you? Put Danny up there.
People, it’s Danny Jones. Sits in his busy office doing his busy work with his schedule and having
everything that he needs to do. I want Danny to be pissed. I want him to be pissed because his
email is full is full of hundreds 700 hopefully 700 requests for an interview with joe for an
interview with a metal physician of the soul that’s what i want joe joe you you deserve it
you fucking deserve it it would be awesome whips pizzas see there we have it people
right hopefully josh can swing it with his schedule and everything make everything work and
we get there right josh is international dude right he can make it work it’s not for him that’s
not a difficulty right waves of wand people what did he say right thank you for coming all you
weirdos to satanic congregation thank you for coming and satanic congregation thank you for
going over and being being neighbors to the weirdos right love it let’s see you’re very close
you’re from setting you up on a date but you’re very close you know what i mean you got very
similar minds you want to be in that in that um museum you want to be in there asking questions
you want to see you want to learn right that’s what i like about josh is people want to learn
And there’s a whole bunch of people out there in Chicago and Indianapolis, Youngstown, who just want to learn.
These people want freedom.
And we have that freedom, people.
Let’s give it.
Let’s give it.
Thank you for all the love.
Satanic congregation says, Josh, right?
Right?
Josh, it’s the honor.
it’s the honor of we who are with you to be um protecting your ability to ask the questions and
bring the bring that gorgeous debate or consideration you know every once in a while
i think wait a minute can that be right and then josh will swing it right back around go to the
other side and i’ll be like that’s socratic piece of it’s genius i love it people right what’s that
point you should go on dj with you right they both interview you tag team okay you know that
kind of stuff could be can be arranged right where is danny danny people he won’t wake up right he’s
probably sleeping right now because he’s totally a great father and he’s like super busy with kids
and everything which is good because that’s paradise dude once you get out of that and you
realize your life is just shite right because nature gave you children and it’s gorgeous right
he’s in there so wake him up tomorrow morning please with 700 people i’ll write him one i’ll
write him one too right now i pretend to be one of you right here i am fuck you right who always
writes in no people we’re not gonna do that fuck you is gonna write is he there tonight oh there
is fuck you how you doing right you’re gonna write to danny put danny’s email up there should we put
that hurry so people can write people get danny jones email no we want it chewie just you can
grab it off get i’ve got his you know chat email people pull it up there i’ve got his official
email there is that it okay blow it up okay we’re not robots right now we make the robots ow people
boom look at this here’s the address right danny just go ahead and that’s the old one that i’ve
got in my email too right right danny at concrete people i hope it gets there you can say hi to
steve too on the way because steve may have to filter those people if we can get a couple hundred
of them i’ll send a few myself chewy you can send a few just send them repeated right a couple of
of times right people don’t have to send him one you can send him five or now don’t don’t overstaff
his mail right and every time you send daddy an email write it new write it like you know one
hey danny still thinking about this right right right fuck you is on it right fuck you is on it
we can all be on it right come on people pete you’re gonna do it right people here who else
is coming support hannah’s b is gonna do it hannah come on i know you’re gonna do it right she’s
gonna do it we need some cookies right oh please you can ask steve oh what if steve could bring
cookies for everybody in satanic congregation you know danny could show up at one of the
one of the concerts you know what i mean too we can have that we can rate it when we get there
josh we need to raid the cookies of the this is turning into a quest people is a side quest
the cookie raid we need steve’s wife’s cookies now don’t ask what steve’s wife’s name is because
it doesn’t matter right she wants her privacy but she makes hella good cookies right oh just say you
want steve’s wife’s cookies i do i think about steve’s wife all the time no i get hungry dude
and i’m like steve’s wife would have some cookies for me if she was here right fantastic hey shout
out to steve’s wife right people are you gonna do it who’s chewy is hot chewy did you put your
no you’re on fire he he or she means you’re on fire don’t you guys think so i think she’s on
fire dude think about this for a minute i know we’re going long but think about this for a minute
Chewie is going to create the film that will free the world that’s a big that’s a big thing isn’t it
holy mackerel Steve’s wife friend of the show is that yeah yeah she is Steve’s wife so well
Steve’s wife is Steve’s wife and I had her cookies Josh I did I did Steve invited me over I don’t
if he knew this would happen but he invited me over to his house right steve is the is the chewy
the engineer the producer of um of uh danny jones right and he asked me over and he i don’t think
he knew it josh that i was gonna do what i did but we locked eyes and something happened and you know
she said you want my cookies and i was like yeah i want your cookies and oh god they’re
delicious i didn’t even realize i said you bank those things here yeah what you package
oh my god cookies let’s get them people please write to danny jones right now i want him to have
a surprise this is for when he wakes up right what’s that you’re what go ahead put that up
yes no we love it right what’s wrong with being nuts right there’s nothing wrong with that chewy
hey if you’re nuts and you don’t support the pedo empire you know and you hate genocide you must be
a pretty decent human being right everybody wants some chewy purple in the cookies no there’s no
in the cookies right steve’s wife no no there’s no right i’m going yes i’m going to be able to meet
everyone and some people are nuts to meet me somebody said right and i love that man if you’re
out there i want to make a point um this crusade is for us to connect for us to connect right
so i want to see you i want to laugh with you right i want to fumigate i want to indulge
indulge in the pleasures of the garden oh god with all of you right you’re all there you all
oh and i want to meet you one-on-one i don’t want this to be oh look you know he’s some meeting some
people and shaking hands having a nice here’s a autographed picture nobody gets autographed
pictures you all get hugs and you know whatever it’s perfectly legal of the touching of the places
right right whatever is except what is that not good right no right where’s bilbo people
um told you that wizard would touch his ring i told you nobody believed me there was a guy in
graduate school that loved the lord of the rings he was just a completely total and people i like
it too but he was a complete and total fanatic for lord of the rings only he was putting a
christian spin on it which apparently they can do he was putting a christian spin and explaining
everything about the glorious army of jesus and who represented the light and that’s what
tolkien was putting into his text and in one sentence i destroyed everything for him because
i let him know what gandalf was doing with the ring and suddenly suddenly it made sense to him
it made sense now people i only did that because the guy with my medical tags when i
I didn’t give him permission to, right?
But with that logos implanted in the mind,
you can cause somebody to be in chains or to be free.
With him, I was chaining his psyche.
Bad, naughty, naughty Magus.
I was chaining his psyche, his monosyche,
in punishment of his inordinate affection for Gandalf.
But you can also free people.
you can also just give them back the original right it’s not as fun it’s not as fun right
proto was mule i’m not sure i like the connotation of that right wretches into the mule shows and
stuff like that i don’t get it it’s a magus thing but okay right who carries the venom it’s always
that mule jesus was into that shit too hey christians ask yourself why it is right and
helping you to free yourselves ask yourself why it is that the very earliest of depictions that
we have for jesus one of them he’s got a he’s got the head of a jackass right you’ve got to
you’ve got to be able to see it you know for exactly what it is um and if you read nina
candor you’d appreciate why it’s a donkey and what that has to do with the mystery and the venom the
snake venom right you get that which our people do and that’s what we need to give to the world okay
i’m gonna wrap tonight but i want to tell you i’ve really stretched it out as far as i can go because
people i want danny jones to call me in the morning and say what the hell did you do right
he’s not watching right now he’s not washing right now he’s cutting the z’s because he’s busy right
love it love it please in the somebody have a whip request carrie is that carrie and chrysler is that
carrie dos this is for you carrie right where does she want it where is the where does she
want the whipping carrie you still out there because whipping is pretty vague you know you
gotta give me a target right and realize this is a family show right come on people did she say it
yeah, here, I’ll wind up, ready, this is just to go, right, just for you, just for you, Carrie,
ready, get in position, get ready, Carrie, she’s ready, right, she’s, she’s not, now she’s shy,
now she’s shy, Carrie, I’m gonna, I’m gonna give it, right, look, everybody wants you to get it,
Carrie, where is it, where is it that you want, just name the one location where you really want
to feel it so you focus in on that right sometimes you can put it right here just put it right here
and just take it in okay i’m gonna give you one anyway carrie are you ready i’m gonna give you
one now i’m your right gluteal muscle right nobody appreciates the glutes right but right there god i
could feel that one people don’t you want to come to the don’t you want to come to the concert and
the crusade where i can give it to you personally carrie i’ve got one for you right people thank you
for coming tonight in all in in all due respect um to everybody that’s here tonight i want to thank
you for your time i’ve um i know this and i’ve heard josh say exactly the same thing with just
in slightly different words um that there is a burden that we carry for our congregations
because they are so generous with their thoughts and their devotions and their time
you people have other things to be doing i know that thank you for coming genuinely heartfelt
thank you and i want to see you and i want to whip you and i want us to bring in a renaissance
thank you for coming tonight hail satan stirring the red sauce gravy sleigh bells ringing
let the good times roll fashion gibbous apply pain to the road wicked tony tone
Fantastico, satanico, flavorful
Turning up the heat, this place is lit like fire
Stirring up the tomato sauce to die for
If they can’t produce the orphans, crucify the lot of them
By order of the dragon, get this place cooking
Death star overkill with death lock the demolisher
Dead can dance macabre
Sophia the snake, stay up late, do you like balloons?
Violet silk, satan venom, sweet taste, have a drop or two
Source: Lady Babylon