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Ammon Hillman begins with the wedding god himself, Hymen (Ὑμήν), the friend of Eros whose name is still chanted at marriages. Hymen was an Arcadian who saw girls being kidnapped and sold by pirates, and he rescued them by dressing as one of them. The source for the deeper cuts is Eustathius, the Byzantine commentator who preserved quotations from classical minds that have since been lost to the burnings, words like Aristarchus on the stars and the rotating earth. The wedding song itself, Hillman notes, was first sung by Orpheus at the wedding of Medea in Colchis.
The pirate thread runs through the heroes. In Homer, a stranger is asked whether he sails on business or merely roams like those who traffic in souls, and the word is lestēs (λῃστής). Hillman carries it to the gospel scene where Jesus, taken in the garden, is made to say he is not one of them, and is then crucified between two others. Achilles, in the account, was raised among priestesses and dressed as one, and it is Medea, another name for the queen of the lure, who loves him; she is his bride in the Elysian fields, and Helen on the walls of Troy is the same image projected back. Even the name of Achilles’ line, he says, points to pirates.
The turn at the end is the one the series has been circling, that the democracy came from a cult that protected the virgin mother, and the mother is Athena the pirate queen. The same goddess who shakes the spear and carries the aegis is the one who establishes justice and from whom the half-serpent is born. The closing question is direct: if the reader has known democracy, the debt runs to Athena, not to the church, and Jesus stands in the middle, tied to the pirates he is recorded denying.
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Moussana Tha Medwa.
On you I put a spell
Don’t wait on the triple beam
Purple cup pressed down, full and overflowing well
Greeny green jelly bean
Dance with the muse, come with me
Pointer, pendant ring, elemental peas
They love the ka-ching-a-ling
Paint face down with the yellow brick road
Charlemagne sugar wriggling
Dream isn’t mine, it’s yours
And I’m honored to be in it
Rock on, hail Satan
With a cup full of violet vagina juice
You know what to do
Thank you, Teddy Bass, for singing us in.
I love this tonight.
We’re gonna go somewhere, just you and me.
And I am gonna love every minute of this.
Every minute of this.
I have some really, really tasty stuff for you tonight.
It’s delicious.
I want to tell you that I was just interviewed today by Classical Wisdom’s Anya, and oh God,
what are the discoveries that we’ll make. So tune in when you get a chance. Tonight I want to be a
little more intimate, just between us, just between us, and about halfway through, I want to hit you
then with a couple of comments that you know i just have to address just a couple of things i
have to address don’t worry don’t worry it’ll be lovely it’ll be lovely let’s get started tonight
we’re gonna make our way into the purple i’ve got to show you some of those who are using and making
and distributing the burning purple i’ve got to show you tonight where would i start such a journey
you know what we’re looking for we’re looking for pirates we’re looking for pirates and tonight
we’re going to find pirates burning purple and what was that what was that we’ll even
fine achilles fantastic we’re going in deep we’re going in deep are you ready for this i’m going to
give you some of the gory details and i want you to be um i want you to be satisfied because you
came here to be satisfied you didn’t want look what’s he doing chewie what is he doing i’m just
distracting you because the ship is finally there i want to pull you out of that ship tonight and
i’m gonna push you into hymen hymen what’d you say i thought we were talking about pirates
pirates we are yes and drug using pirates from antiquity yes yes we are but we have to go to
the hymen who is the child who’s that blessed child hymen who’s that blessed child hymen
chewy did we get did we get any pickups of hymen here we go what is hymen doing he’s a great guy
you would love them you loved him absolutely loved him how would you know about him you’d
know about him leave him up there because you’d know about hymen from the wedding songs
the wedding songs what are these greeks doing they’re chanting hymen he’s a buddy who’s his
buddy eros eros and you know we all know it doesn’t go beyond eros you can even get to the
devil and plow right through him because he is subject to eros yeah power that’s real power
that’s what makes everything fantastic if you’re gonna get into the disguise and be there with the
purple you’re gonna have to you know pick up some things you know you are you on your throne
are you sitting on the throne please congregation have a seat fantastic before we get to the
purification i want to let you know hyman was a good guy and he saw he’s an arcadian and he saw
these girls getting kidnapped he saw these girls getting kidnapped by pirates and what are they
going to do with them you’re going to see in a minute they sell souls ancient pirates sell souls
who do they sell them to those who have their attention okay let’s dive in to hymen tonight
and see who he was by the way it’s a great ending because hyman is able to bring us
right into the heart of what piracy was all about right into the heart of it even so much so that
we’re going to look at jesus yelling in a public park before him with a naked voice screaming
i am not a pirate we’re going to get back to that zone we’re only going to hit that peripherally
i want you to see hyman who rescues these girls rescues them what does he do he dresses up as a
girl and see the thing about hyman was bring him back up here he was so good looking he was so good
looking um you know boy girl who cares man beauty is beauty and everybody said hyman had beauty oh
goodness, the songs that we sing at marriages, the songs, where do they come from? They come from
this. You know who sang this song first? Orpheus did at Medea’s wedding. Fantastic. Where’d you
think all that purple was coming from? Where’d you think they were taking it and using it from?
colchis love it love it she was queen of babylon too all right love it okay i’m sorry i get all
worked up when you mention medea um i want to show you something i want to go two down
go two down slides here boom boom go to this one bow i want to show you somebody new we’re
going to open up tonight are you ready this is never seen before never seen before at least
about 800 years about 800 years because the nerd from byzantium right constantinople whatever
this nerd who’s a byzantine nerd is reading all of this classical literature what’s your name again
eustathius eustathius you know he’s i’m leaving him alone i’m not you know i’m not being rough
with him um he’s kind of giving it up here because he loves classical sources and he has a whole
bunch that you and i no longer have you mean he’s got quotes from some of the greatest minds of
antiquity yes we don’t have those quotes anymore because why don’t we have those quotes for example
aristarchus talks about the stars being just like our sun but further away and we actually go around
the sun, and whoo, around an axis. You want to see the angles? Fantastic. Thank you. Eustathius
preserves this. Why didn’t he survive? Because anything that doesn’t fit with the Christian
perspective, which is a biblical perspective, anything that doesn’t fit with that gets burned.
right we don’t just leave it around to mold we burn it fantastic what a great influence
what a great influence do you know why we are 1 800 years behind oh my god just wait until they
find out the temporal commission you know what i mean you got to get rid of that you’ve got to get
rid of that it’s inserting its own dna into yours what am i talking about it’s viral baby it’s the
viral logos and it burns your system up what do you do about it you gotta purge it you gotta
purge your system yeah you gotta purge it let’s get to the purge shall we we’re gonna bring back
drama by the way by the way i’m reaching out reaching out we gotta bring back that stage
the museum we’re the ones who are responsible we got to bring that back um who’s the
ty so who’s the title yeah we’ll come there just like i want to bring up that same chewy right
okay ah then right ladies who is who is this everybody recognizes in ancient greek you all
recognize athena right i prefer the dropping of those vowels i prefer the more dorian um anywho
what is the latest it’s a title of athena well tell me what is what is athena’s title
athena yes you can see it the pirate tonight i’m going to introduce you to athena the pirate
Hmm. Let’s look at her. Let’s get ready. Is she going to be involved in the purple? Yeah.
Is she going to be involved with priestesses? Yeah. Is she going to have sons of God from
virgin mothers by the power of the serpent? You bet it. You bet it. Why wouldn’t you give this
to her why wouldn’t you give it to eve oh god go hit me with the next uh um let’s yeah hit me with
the next one i want i want no take him out out of the room you’re not up next you are there you go
oh what are we talking about pirates see the greek word pay that house isn’t that nice right
this is all eustathius is telling us he’s saying look what what are these um lacedas what are they
they’re what we’re calling the piratas right you can see this is late byzantine greek for all of
those of you who are studying greek remember our range is long we got that old stuff with homer
and we got the new stuff in byzantium right so we got to be able to we got to be able to do this
Let’s go to the next one. Give me the next one. Nope, not again. Boom, boom. Who else can we drag
up? I want to drag up Achilles. Did you know that Achilles dressed up like a woman? Not really a
woman. Dressed up like a priestess girl. Yeah, he did. Why did he do that? Don’t worry about why he
did that. Let’s see Achilles. Bring out Achilles. Did you bring Achilles tonight, Chewie? Go ahead,
fire up achilles so what eustathius is telling what you stay where is he doing his official
business i want him up here doing his priestess thing because he’s being raised with priestesses
everybody knows everybody knows and achilles makes a beautiful priestess yeah he makes a beautiful
priestess she is so pretty the day to me it falls in love with him well who is that who is that
that’s medea it’s another name of the many named queen of babylon yeah day to me and what is she
what does that mean you know what that means oh you’re gonna love this are you ready get ready
for this this is the girl who brings slaughter this is the killer oh they don’t mean and she
happens to be one of the priestesses who is shielding achilles as a preteen and teen oh okay
what happens what do you think happens they fall in love right they succumb to the flames of eros
and medea yeah and achilles end up creating a union that breaks all of time it breaks all of
time what can come after it is only its wake it shatters everything do you know who is in
the elysian fields as the bride of achilles it’s medea do you know who it was that stood on the
walls of Troy. Wait, what? Stood on the walls of Troy. Stood on the walls of Troy and looked at
Achilles and he looked up at her on the walls and he said, that’s you. It’s you whose image
has been in my mind. You have projected it to me. Wait, what’s her name? Helen. Helen, wait, who?
i thought helen was helen was medea oh now you get some of your bocaccio i told you i told you
let’s go back let’s go back to the text oh my god let’s just keep feeding it this is okay right it’s
gonna all right we’re gonna get some deep here yep go ahead next one here blow that up chewy i’m
to put my old glasses on. Look, people talking about Achilles. Look at him. Tell us. Tell us,
Ezekias. Neither Achilles nor any of the other heroes ever says anything about being a pirate.
But Achilles, his own family line. Do you know what the name means? Pirates. Yeah. He points it
out he says but he is a pirate and odysseus no every classicist sphincter just you could hear
the chair go why because odysseus my god you might as well see he was a drug collecting
freak he was he was a pirate don’t you know ithaca is set up eustathius thank you for
telling us this as a matter of fact you stay this give us the next one what else what else that was
Odysseus by the way isn’t he smug he’s the one who comes and gets Achilles pulls him out of the
priesthood oh god and yeah yeah um bring us up the next one please boom and boom this is the passage
message that we’re all concerned about, that Ezekiel is telling us about, okay? It’s from
Homer. And what does it say? It says, you know, now’s a good time to question these people and
figure out who they are since, you know, they’ve ate their meal and they’re good. And he says,
oh, strangers, tell us who you are. Where’d you come from? Sailing over the sea. And, you know,
what kind of thing do you do? You got business or do you just roam marauding like those pirates?
you know what they do they traffic in souls look at that bottom line they traffic in souls
it’s such a terrible thing they bring to their neighbors oh god you mean are we back to those
pirates again yeah we’re back to those pirates what are those pirates doing remember jesus in
the garden i’m not a pirate what are they doing they’re trafficking they’re trafficking in people
Tell us, Ezekias, give us a little more information.
You remember Jesus when he’s saying, I stand at the gate and here I am and my sheep, my sheepies, hear me.
I don’t have to be a robber or a laestates.
Yeah.
You mean there’s a difference?
Yeah.
Because the laestates is trafficking in souls.
Yeah.
What do you think Jesus is doing?
Yeah.
he’s got 12 of his boys. So when you infiltrate this cult, don’t be surprised if you see Hyman.
Fortunately for us, Hyman is there to kill us. Yeah, to kill us all. Kill us all. Only,
only this kid would be able to do that. Oh, God. Let’s keep going. Let’s keep going. He
leaves the picture up there. I want to, yeah, oh, wait a minute. How old is this kid, right?
Yeah, exactly. Let’s go. Boom. Next one. Yep. We got it. I wanted to show you this. Look,
he says here, this is miraculous text here. Seriously, people blow that up.
This is miraculous text. Look at it. Oh, my God. They’re trafficking in souls. And what does it
mean, Ezekiel? Tell us what that trafficking in souls means. Right. He says they’re doing it to
collect those individuals for those who are in the love market, right? You remember when Odysseus
went away, a whole bunch of pirate knuckleheads tried to take Penelope. Why would they be so
curiously interested? You know what Athena told Penelope to do? Athena told Penelope to have sex
with every one of them which she did who was that offspring oh my goodness oh my goodness hyman
rescues his beloved he does he kills the pirates oh god love it let us purify let us purify here’s
what i want to do are you ready for this we’re going to go through a little programming with
Chewie here and I want to set your mind this is actual text translated by me from Euripides
roll it Chewie we’re in the bronze age um we’re coming up to Pan and we want to see I want you
to see Pan and I want you to see Achilles in all of his glory I want you to see Achilles serving
through that spirit can we have achilles oh god isn’t he beautiful isn’t he beautiful um
let us keep going with the text and bring out let’s go to the next one chewy and hit it we
got a couple more star systems yeah good here we come coming in here we go right there beautiful
This is the text that you just saw translated.
I just wanted you to see it written up there in all its glory.
Hit the next one, Chewy.
And I want you to realize this is written by the son of the root cutter.
And I just want you to see a couple things.
Look at that second line, Phosphere.
You know who brings the light?
You know who brings light?
Did you notice the light bringers were in there?
Did you notice Saba was in there?
yeah and oh who men i won ox lord hymen lord hymen what a fortunate marriage you make in your
archive princely bed hymen one ox hymen give me the next one oh god can you can you see it building
out remember there are people who are getting married there are people who are getting married
We give the pirates what they deserve, and from them, we take the booty.
That’s who we are.
We follow Athana Laetus.
Do you understand?
We protect the virgin, right?
What are you, savage?
Where do you think all of our thoughts of the polis came from?
Did you think you knew the virgin, and now you do?
Good.
let’s go to it let’s that’s and yeah here oh god what does she want oh here we go this is glory
this is glory what is she bringing in she’s catching on fire man that’s the false puros
that thing is a blaze and she is catching stuff on fire and she’s giving that light oh hymen
oh hecate she is giving that what what is she really doing she’s what is cassandra doing
giving us here these proclamations coming from her sweet lips, her sweet oracular
legaic lips. What is she giving us? She’s giving us that purity, the purity of that bed.
Interesting. The purity. Do you understand? The democracy came from a cult that protected
the purity of the virgin mother wait a minute i’m getting confused shut up jesus where’s your whip
when you need it let’s go to the next one oh you know what i should insert here the comment that i
was going to talk about earlier um somebody wrote in a comment and said um hey uh you’re a degenerate
homosexual and i just want you to know that your interest in my sexuality is irrelevant to this
initiation but it is duly noted by everyone here that you indeed have an interest and it’s okay
my mojo works in all forms all forms you don’t have to you don’t have to apologize
it’s not your fault if you were overcome ah let’s go on with the next quote oh my goodness
look at this oh and for those of you talked about drugs and whatnot shame on you shame on you yeah
um you know clean up you know what’s wrong i’m and i don’t look i’m not a martial arts expert
i don’t know what kind of vibe i gave off that people think i’m a martial arts expert
but i swear somebody’s gonna walk up to me someday and test that right and they’re gonna end up
putting me on the concrete because look you know that’s not my style i appreciate it good for you
i appreciate it um no let’s go to much more nerdy pursuits what is this oh my god look phoebus bring
phoebus bring that ethereal chorus bring that hauseos that pure chorus did i tell you that
we’re going to the theater and that theater is the place where they bring in the purification
here it is people loud and clear from euripides yeah what am i doing what she’s the priestess and
she’s there with her bay leaves right her laurel and she’s there doing her job with the thue what
yes doing her job with the thumiamata she is using those incenses she’s fumigating
so that she can be in that oracular state why look what she yells out hymen hymen three times
hymen and then she tells her mother to dance dance bring the joy right what does she want
what does she want she wants that shout from hymen she wants that shout in that sacred song
that recognition, that understanding of beauty. She wants that. This is Elysium. This is the
reason that every mystery religion in the world, including Christianity, is based upon and centered
around a union. A union. What do you think all the drugs and sex and cult were for? It’s a reflection
right through that black hole didn’t you notice we’ve been passing through a black hole
it’s the only way you can get these ghosts to do anything let’s go let’s go eustathius you still
there i’m going to spare the whip tonight on eustathius let’s go next one bo and uh who else
do we want to come we want phoebus to come right we want phoebus apollo to come i just want to point
that out chewy can you bring up do we have phoebus i think did we bring phoebus along
oh my god apologies to the leader of the muses oh my god um but that’s where you know that’s
what you expect to get with bacchus you know what i mean oh there we go that’s what you expect to
get from a bucket one third time polar switch love it oh god did you know the math that they do
is practically um you know well it’s way beyond let’s keep going let’s keep going we got a couple
more i want to provide you with a couple of quotes here look um oh yeah what do people say about
jesus you can’t the guy you can’t leave jesus alone no right now that he’s in our custody
because we all know he’s at lay stays um he’s going to get it constantly here jesus have a
more i’ll get the whip for jesus this is the segment whip for jesus tell me jesus what’s he
gonna tell me daimony on that kick i might but tell me jesus oh your flesh gets so pink and
rosy when i smack it stop you like that too much don’t you tell me something what did people say
about you they said what you said you were a demoniac and that you look at that last word
minotaur all of my students will recognize what is he doing he is mantic he is entering that ecstasy
jesus wasn’t a prophet because he was smart about current events and history no he was a
mantic because he was out of his mind and the only way he got there was with drugs
through this cult through these pirates performing this mystery and that’s why he said i am not
one of them fantastic they crucified him with two others
they caught two right had him there whoo right pirates okay what do you think athena did to
clean up everything right i mean come on you know how we get there is the technology of the venoms
technology of the venoms oh god these are wonderful these are curatives you know what i mean i mean
like crazy body changing curatives how do you think achilles got to where he got
yeah let’s go the next one i think i just heard snappy fall off his chair okay are you ready
are you ready the one whom jesus loved right hey this is in the present the one who jesus loves is
us the name right is sick bro what is jesus’s relationship with some of these people that
he’s involved with he fillets them and for those of you what is that oh c.s lewis yeah it’s c.s
Lewis come here C.S. Lewis oh I gagged him I gagged him C.S. Lewis would be able to tell you
hey guess what this is the kind of love that you know existed between Achilles and Patroclus
yeah stop we’re in a camp you know they’re pirates we have to be able to see this to be
able to bring back the polis right and bring back the athana love it hear how i dropped to doric
from that athenian a to an a love it oh god let’s go to the next one let’s go to the next one i got
a little bit more information for everybody is this the last and jesus no no okay i just wanted
you to see look at the word lace days it’s sitting there right in the you know right on the second
line he’s saying what you come out here for with all your big weapons you’re my higher on and you’re
so long right what are they you know um swords and war hammers for lack of a better term oh god
because you’re a pirate we don’t we don’t do this half you know half whatever baked
it has to be real man would you like them some sort of kind of laced days okay go to the next
one what about these laced days i have one more oh look okay now hesychius goes on to talk a little
bit this isn’t hesychius this is dioscorides but hesychius goes on i want you to hear this he goes
on to talk about the greeks themselves from the earliest time those who were palioi all right
These are the people being influenced most heavily by the Pulaskians.
He says, these people, these Greeks, these ethnic Greeks,
what we can comfortably call Greeks because of their language.
He said, these people, they start out and their entire society,
it does what?
It arises from what?
They stay in piracy.
You mean that the earliest history, those Bronze Age Greeks, those people were pirates, trafficking, and people?
Did Herodotus tell you?
Didn’t he tell you?
It all starts with the abduction of Medea.
Oh, and then there’s everyone else.
Europa, Rhine, Io.
people getting taken from places being traded by those who use the purple yeah do you know what
achilles does as a pirate he takes booty he takes booty his daddy’s name is booty taker yeah and he
goes into a place and he takes who does he take who is the booty that achilles is interested in
taking turns out it’s a priestess priestess of apollo priestess of the leader of the muse
the musagitis he’s got a special name right the musagitis how do you get to him within this cult
you gotta go through she who is the pirate athana yeah right that pirate queen the virgin
right she’s a virgin mother and from her will come the one who is half serpent half mortal
oh god oh god and what will that give us democracy that’s your history that is your history
and jesus christ is caught up right in the middle and he is screaming because he doesn’t want to end
up on that Roman cross with other pirates. Yeah. Call Johnny Depp. This is different. Yeah. Yeah.
These are the people that built our civilization. Now, my question to you is, which side do you
want to be on? Do you want to purify the polis? Yeah. Then you’re going to have to go with Athena
and she will get you there through the purifications that Bacchus, who is that
power of the mania, that all power, that pan. Yeah, he can bring it. Oh, do you see him dressed
as a priestess? That Achilles that has the reputation of being the fiercest of the fighters?
Do you know who he was taught how to fight by?
He was taught by a group of priestesses,
one of which was a woman who mastered the use of drugs that control aging.
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maybe some new things so people won’t be like you bring up new things yes um always fresh
always fresh because we’re not there yet we got to get deep um and watch the things arise
watch them come about yeah awesome thank you for coming tonight i know that it was tantalizing to
walk among ancient pirates we got to see some of the sexiness of actual history and you got to find
out that you have inherited a world if you have had the benefit for any period of time of democracy
if you have had that benefit at all you owe it to athena the pirate she’s the one who establishes
justice. Thank you for coming tonight. Hail Satan.
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