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The hour works as a preview of a four-hour Danny Jones interview still a week and a half away, and it opens on one claim: the holy fellatio of Jesus Christ is being erased from the record. Ammon Hillman centers the episode on a single word from Epiphanius, aischrourgia (αἰσχρουργία), the word the show says its critics most want removed. The text reports that Jesus took Mary into the hills and showed her this act, and the hour reads that as the moment the old communion came from. Against that, it plays the response of a scholar who writes that the passage repeats rumors about the Gnostics consuming body fluids, and who then writes, not fellatio, per se.
The translation is where the dispute lands. The show points to a rendering used by Bart Ehrman that turns a phrase about placing Mary at the level of Jesus’ side into a story of a woman pulled out of his side, and it argues that this relies on a modern Greek reflexive idiom rather than ancient Greek. To settle the meaning of aischrourgia (αἰσχρουργία), the hour turns to Lucian, a contemporary of these texts, who writes about an actor nicknamed Cyclops after buying a youth, a neanias (νεανίας), and giving the boy a straight wooden spike, an orthon mochlon (ὀρθὸν μοχλόν), to mimic Odysseus jabbing the eye of Polyphemus. The tip, the text says, misses and lands in the mouth, and the show reads that as a comic definition of the very act the word names.
The closing thread is about who gets to speak. Jeffrey Henderson is named as the scholar trained from bachelor’s through PhD in classical philology who wrote the book on obscene language, and the episode asks him to step forward and translate. It also reads Richard Carrier’s article, with its claim that the gospels describe no pedophilia, and notes the link made there to Luke Gorton, whose own schooling began in Bible studies. Two supporting points close the hour: Greek was already the dominant language of the Mediterranean long before Alexander the Great, and the word mamonas (μαμωνᾶς) names a greed that, the text says, does not come from Satan.
Full Video Transcript
Oh, what a gift. This is a special night congregation. This is a special edition. Oh God. Am I going to serve you something to soul suck? Definitely. Definitely. But I’m going to bring you a preview. I’m going to reach into the future and pull it out and bring it to you right now. You’re going to love it. Oh God, it’s good to see you again.
everything’s back to normal let me grab my whip waiting for this people oh yes because what’s
coming up don’t don’t tease and tantalize don’t tease and tantalize me now what do we have tonight
let me give you a little preview people i’m gonna tell you the story of what is coming out in a week
and a half ish people you’re about to see it danny jones oh god you’re about to see the satanic
cathedral once again you’re going to see the god how do we purify this place how do we purify
satanic congregation how do we purify this meeting place we send the brothel back
we send them back people now that’s what i’m gonna show to you tonight and i hope you’re going
to pay attention because this is going to be densely packed for your viewer enjoyment
fantastic people what do i want to bring you pull up danny you’re gonna see this in a week and a
half. You’re going to see the effects once again, once again, of those who do not wield
the philologist’s sword. You’re going to see the effects of the brothel. Danny is going to witness.
And what are we going to give you? We’re going to give you the holy fellatio of Jesus Christ.
It has been seized. It has been seized. Who would take away from the evidence
the holy fellatio of Jesus Christ himself? Who would do that? Bring him in. Bring in the clown
people. Yes. Which one? Sorry. Chewie has a lot of clowns tonight. Fantastic. People,
I want to catch you off on the drama. You are not going to get this anywhere else. But if you
remember, our purpose, satanic congregation, was to bring the holy satanic cathedral to life.
And in order to do that, we needed a sacrifice. I will show you by purging the lies, by purging
the errors by purging the prothelry. Don’t you love it? If you’re here tonight, by the way,
and you’re not a member of satanic congregation, you don’t understand that what we do is completely
without any sort of recompense. There is no profit. None of us are here to gain profit.
Chewie, do we profit off of Lady Babylon? No. Chewie says no, right? Shakes her furry head,
no, right? Fantastic. And everybody here knows that. Everybody here knows that, people.
Let me get to the James Bond. No, I didn’t say Henry Cavill. Let me get to the James Bond part
of all of this. Oh, God, how did it happen? How did it happen professionally? I’m going to tell
you. You will see Dr. Luke Gorton from the University of New Mexico down there in Albuquerque.
Oh, we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Dr. Luke Gorton faculty works with great,
great mentors in magic. Do you understand me? Do you understand me? His bachelor’s is in the Bible.
Master’s, PhD, classics, bachelor’s Bible. Now, that does happen, people? That does happen? Yes,
it does. Here’s the problem. An undergraduate degree is a four-year degree where you could
the mass 90 to 100 units, 120 units if you really bust.
That’s a lot of material.
It’s a lot of basic training.
So get to the point, Amin.
You’re about to see in two weeks, people,
the disappearance of the blowjob,
the disappearance of the fellatio.
Now, what have we done?
Satanic congregation has bombarded
classics professors all over the world.
We’re getting responses from people.
As far from us as Australia, as close to us as Canada.
Fantastic, right?
Oh, God, we love it, people.
France, thank you for your contributions.
Right, we’re getting responses now.
Go ahead and put one up, Chewy.
I want you to notice, people.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
For those of you who are new, we are probing the world.
The Satanic congregation is probing the world.
to find out whether or not this Greek text that we possess here,
from antiquity, from the same time the Bible is being pulled together,
the Christians are loving it.
Oh, God, there’s so much.
Beautiful.
Burn everything else, but these are wonderful.
This is before we decided they’re canon.
One of these texts talks about Jesus
and his use of holy fellatio on Mary.
Now, for those of you who don’t know,
here’s the text, right?
There it is.
People, everybody see in the yellow?
Right, I’m going to do this quick tonight,
not lingering.
Look at the yellow.
Eis krur kion.
You see that word, people?
This is the one that people want to remove.
Why are they doing it?
People, do you know what all these professors
have in common?
Go back to the email.
They have one thing in common.
Let’s read this response.
Dear Eddie, oh, don’t put any personally identifying information on there, right?
It is Mary Magdalene being referred to, and Epiphanius is repeating rumors about the Gnostics,
naughty Gnostics, including that they consume various body fluids, including semen.
Not fellatio per se, I think.
Okay, can you feel her scholarly mind telling her,
oh, where’s the evidence we need to see? Make sure it’s fellatio, right? There’s the fellatio.
Here it is, the holy fellatio. Put a circle around. Can’t you put the, highlight it or something?
Oh, we can’t. It’s just a picture. Fantastic. There is a, God, pisses me off. Yeah, so anyway,
this translation, people, is the one, it’s a terrible translation, and it’s used by Bart
Ehrman, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. He’s a Bible scholar, right? He’s a Bible scholar.
read it it doesn’t make sense pulled a woman out of his side what the hell are you talking about
and by the way they should have noticed this the trend that the translation was done by bible
people because it uses a modern greek idiom do you understand me it uses a pronoun reflexively
that is not it has its own form in ancient greek they don’t use it that way right which means what
it means these translators who translated this that bart erman himself is using it means they
suck they suck people i’m going to show you right tonight because you know what happened
we had this absolutely gorgeous make me big absolutely gorgeous interview space available
we had a perfect space available for a classicist who has enough experience and been around the
the blocks and seeing the sources to be able to come on here come on danny jones and talk about
christing that’s not what we got that’s not what we got we got people using as our emails are
backing up now using a translation that is crap and translating it for crappery with with modern
greek tied into it people that is sloppy sloppy you know what i mean you don’t need sloppiness
you’re worthy of far more than sloppiness so let’s go back to the fellatio shall we here’s
the fellatio that we’re looking for pull up the text one more time you see that tonight people
look see that blow that up right there yep look at it look at that word let it imprint on your
brain i screwed again oh god i love it okay now switch really quick to uh the perseus site with
the tags yeah i think it’s this one now now i want to do two but look go here no here not hebrews
greek fantastic blow it up blow it up people now what am i saying what am i saying the people who
don’t actually read the text right and they’re telling you things about antiquity but they don’t
actually read it. Guys like Carrier. Remember Carrier, and I’ll show you why that link is
important. Carrier is an historian. His PhD is in history. You know what the department told us?
They told us you got to take it easy on the historians. Do you know why? They’re the people
who say shit about the stuff that we actually translate, right? This was the guy who wanted
me to go on danny but i had to sign an agreement where i only could translate one line one line
these are pretenders right they’re absolute pretenders and why do i bring that up okay
before we get into before we get into the text tonight people i want to show you something and
i want you to put on your satanic congregation detective hats i want you to be that
investigator help me investigate so that we can find some kind of tartarian proper balance to
this cosmic story that’s so fucking beautiful i love it let’s go why is this all important what
you’re about to see is luke gordon is there an association between luke gordon and richard
carrier now people when i set up for danny this interview because danny jones iron danny jones
was depending on me he was like you’ve got to find someone you’ve got to find someone i said they
must be outside of the brothel i mean they must be outside of the brothel oh god people look what
happens look what happens you’re gonna get a perfect example you’re gonna see it played out
in front of you exactly why these texts are so crappy and why bible scholars and people with
bible backgrounds suck so hard do you understand me this is going to free people right by the way
shout out to people of athens yes i love it oh god did he say the judeans were cretans
and people from sparta yeah do you know they said they said the uh the judeans originally
were oppressed by the spartans and they were groups of locals who were you know slaving
each other oh god right creed’s a beautiful place i want to go back by the way shout out to creed
with all the beauty that’s there oh god creed is disproportionately beautiful here he is again
fantastic now here’s what i want to do right beautiful creed and women exactly they’re not
the most beautiful though it’s hard it’s hard that anybody can say they’re you know compare
their beauty to that which is divine the echidna priesthood has that divinity in it right that’s
part of the blood what is he talking about oh my god he’s talking about text that you don’t read
and that’s the problem do you understand me this is real real real greek let’s go into it should
we bring up carrier’s letter people is there a connection i told you no we’ll come back to it
people i’ll bring up a text in a second right i was talking to myself after this after this
interview yes and the muse granted me the muse granted us text people tonight i have a text that
i have never seen i’ve never seen and it happens to be an explanation of this very term this very
term that this Dr. Gordon is denying the existence of. The holy blowjob is being erased from your
history right in front of you. We must rescue a satanic congregation. It is our quest to preserve
Jesus’s holy blowjob right from the text. That’s what it literally says. And people,
you know what? By the way, today, can I drink out of Chewy’s cup? Today, what I want to do is I want
to bring you very visibly that reality that is being buffed out by people who don’t actually
read these texts. And they use old translations. For all you classes out there who are using a
translation, shame on you. I wrote to, and I’m going to call them out right here. I wrote to
jeffrey henderson there is one expert that you need to consult oh it’s right here it’s part of
our there is one expert that can tell you about obscene language in antiquity that’s jeffrey
henderson and he’s in boston and i met him talked to him i saw him at a conference and where i gave
a paper and he had very nice things to say um talked to him over dinner when i presented in
Boston who’s fantastic but this man Jeffrey Henderson he knows he’s a claim
trained classical philologist all the way from his bachelor’s masters and PhD
right he is a good classical philologist and he wrote an entire book on the
obscenities tonight I’m going to show you some obscenities but I’m just gonna
give you a paragraph and the paragraph is going to tell us exactly what these
These Brazilians are trying to erase. It’s fascinating, people. This interview with Danny
Jones is going to be fascinating. It’s four hours long, by the way, and one of us leaves looking
beaten. One of us leaves looking sweaty, and one of us is perfectly dry, resting in the bosom.
Mother Greek, people. I’m going to show it to you. Bring up the article by Carrier. That’s what we
need people people check out this art oh god jimmy i love you i love them this is fantastic
people you know it’s hard to take a walk with the satellite oh my god this you know the fact
that we can do this is fantastic thank you for staying there give me the article by carrier
people read this and remember satanic congregation this is about you this is about you say no sense
It’s about you, Amon.
It is.
It is about me.
But it’s also about you.
And I know you stand with me.
Are you ready?
Flash up that article.
Now, people, the mystery question is, is Gorton a part of the brothel?
That’s what we’re looking at.
Is Gorton.
Now, remember, this is an article that came out a while ago, right?
September.
September, right?
Here we go.
Describe.
Wait.
Amon Hillman is not telling you the truth.
the truth i’ve never ever ever said that i would tell anybody a truth i’m a translator that’s all
bonehead the gospels do not describe pedophilia and no one was getting high on vaginas let’s read
the first paragraph people remember keep your mind hang hung in there there’s a classicist
named ahman hillman aka no not also known as right david charles ahman hillman thank you
who wrote a decent dissertation, which I’m sure you have not read, right?
And you would never refer…
A decent dissertation? Seriously?
Is that the extent of your technical capacity?
On ancient pharmacology, and then went on to make absurd claims.
Oh, God, it was absurd, right?
I forgot, we’re not in science, we’re in brothelry.
We’re selling you something.
Claims about the Gospels in early Christianity that verge into pedophilia
and an obsession with genitals.
don’t you love it when people just spew the bs out of the central node of their brain and soul
what are you let’s keep going let’s keep going and yes your intuition is working here
all his weird theories about this are just
are just as false as they sound yes he’s been pushing this everywhere he he can online for
summary blah blah blah everywhere he can i happen to know now wait a minute people i asked luke
gorton before he came to danny jones i just want this on the record i asked him are you associated
you know these freaking people you have anything to do with the bravo and i named names no no the
answer was no oh he passed the screening my brain fog like oh god who is this indo-european guy
who’s got a bachelor’s in the bible right i remember no no no this guy is associated with
brothel are you ready let’s see put on your hat right now he of course will deny right he has
denied this so let’s see you know he’s everybody deserves to the benefit of the doubt you know i
mean this is a place of argument a place of gymnasium you know what i mean so okay let’s see
what does it say i happen to know other classicists have been rolling their eyes
oh really at this nonsense several classes do sit around talking nonsense right
brilliant i happen to know other classes have been rolling people let’s just enjoy this
their eyes at this nonsense but don’t want to get entangled in legitimizing
the creepy pedo porn guy look it’s a quote like that’s what somebody said right and satanic
congregation nobody writes to me and say lawsuit right lawyers out there who are part of satanic
congregation please i understand what you’re saying and you’re into it but that’s not the way
no that’s not the way right lady babylon is all about non-profit non-profit the legal system is
a thing of profit we are not a non-profit organization i am a non-profit dude and so
is chewy and all of you so thank you give me the keep going give me sometimes we need to remind
ourselves right put on my glasses people this gets good are you ready i have no other classes
have been rolling their eyes at the nonsense this is pedo porn guy nice so various parties
offered to arrange a debate wait okay investigators what does this mean should we try to get some
responses to this so various parties offered to arrange a debate between hillman and me because
i am immune to university politics that’s the one we made fun on so much on that episode right
because he said you can only read one line of greek that’s all right blow it up no i said that’s
absurd right and i think danny pretty much thought the same thing um hillman flat out refused to
debate me. Yeah, because you don’t do Greek and you would only let me refer to one line of Greek.
So apparently he won’t debate an actual expert. And I’m not the only one who offered. He also
refused Luke Gordon. Now, Luke has denied the truth of any of this, but he goes on to say,
and I think I know why. And so will you before you finish this article. Can I can you go down
to the other gordon please thank you chewy people danny jones had hillman on and later confessed to
joe rogan oh we’re pulling those names in for the searches aren’t we right hopefully this will get
us some press nemesis division can you smell the justice that we fumigate ourselves with
do you understand the path of righteousness do you understand the goodness of the way
Hail Satan. God, if you’re not fighting for nemesis, you’re not fighting for anything.
Those of you who are in Athens, this is your history. This is her. This is the virgin viper.
Do you understand? This is the one who brings you the Tartarian punishment. Oh, God, absolutely
gorgeous. Do you understand? Mary, Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Give it to me, the letter again.
Let’s go. Let’s see. What does he say in this paragraph? Danny Jones. Danny Jones, who, by the
way, I think Danny Jones is the rock for bringing this debate. It’s not a debate, this discussion
that you’re about to see in this erasure of the holy blowjob from the annals of history.
Danny provided the arena so that civilization could examine itself.
Satanic cathedral, indeed.
Let’s see what else he says.
Danny Jones had Hillman on and later confessed to Rogan that he could not vet his wild claims
because jones doesn’t know ancient greek and couldn’t get an actual expert in greek to debate
him except one in fact it’s two now gorton and me look how much emphasis there is do you understand
congregation you flooded me with messages of where this was coming from and for that i thank you you
sleuths right don’t you love it this is the division of the interdimensional deputy’s office
and we are here to fight those who would lie for the sake of their own gain. The greed is not from
the devil. Did you see that last time? It said that. We had that quote. Do you have it? You
probably don’t have it. The greed is not from the devil, people. Oh, God. Bring up that mammon
again. This is beautiful. We’ll continue with this letter because I want to see what happens
here. And I want to say, Tana Congregation, tell me what’s going on. You pull that up,
look at this quote people this is a gorgeous greek quote those of you who came just to love
mother greek oh god here’s your chance are you ready are you ready look at this story that it
tells beautiful job take down satanic organization you just see the boom perfect oh god i love it
look at the graphics here people for those of you who hate ai um you gotta embrace the art
it’s the new art, baby, mamonos, what is it, it’s husos, what is mammon, it’s gold,
right, it’s that earthly treasure, it’s not from satan, it’s from you having so much shit,
so much superfluous shit, isn’t that great, isn’t that great, devil hates greed, devil hates greed,
Certainly not from him.
Do you understand?
These are sayings of magi, sayings that Jesus is going to be invoking when he says,
generation of echidna.
Love it.
Okay, let’s go.
Let’s go back to the letter of people.
Now, should we flash up?
I want you to flash up, Gorton.
So I’m here to tell you what Hillman’s saying that isn’t true.
And per the method I lay out in ancient grammar.
watch this people do you know luke came luke came who were giving all of the we’re giving
all of the credit to oh is it up did we already pass it there we go and he used this as a weapon
against danny this is not a classicist weapon do you understand people let me just tell you how
this is classicists sit around translating creek they’re nerds that’s all they do is they sit
around translating and studying ancient greek and you go to conferences international conferences
have been all over europe canada the united states that i am telling you nerds reading greek
translating ancient greek they are stuck on this stuff and they’d love it some of them love homer
because they want the job you know because every program’s gonna somebody does homerize a good
standard but that’s okay because homer is awesome and he became the grammar for the language right
fantastic so these nerds are sitting around studying greek that’s what they do
now put the methodology what is this that was thrown now carrier wasn’t there but this is what
dr luke gorton threw right and methodology the following is not a complete list of hillman’s
published nonsense. Cranks. Is that a good academic term? Crank? Would you mind? Cranks
never deserve that. What I will give you is a representative dive into how he misstates the
facts. Okay, then he’s going to go on. He’s not talking about any translation, right? It is
blinding you with bullshit without actually looking at the Greek. He can say, you can see
here, and you can see here, and he’s using translations. They all are. They are poorly
trained people. What Danny Jones’ interview shows is that modern classicists are poorly trained.
Classicists of my generation and the generation that taught me would kick their nutsacks, right?
John Scarborough would roll over knowing that this is happening, but it’s happening. Dr. Luke
Gordon has not read Nicander. On the show, you will see him very, very honestly admit that he
has not read Galen. I threw a few more out just to show people he hasn’t read this person. He
hasn’t read this person, right? Do you understand? He also has not read the Apocrypha, which I find
unfathomable. The only people that don’t do that are the people who come up through Bible studies
because they’re defending the bible it’s very non-classical so for him not to have read any
of these sources that include all the christing of the hoo-ha right it’s very odd it’s very odd
let’s go to the what the muse gave me let’s cheer up people oh um what do i have here yeah
i have lucian i have lucian and i have a work by lucian here he is lucian thanks good to see you
buddy that’s based on something that you found or something yeah right right fantastic and lucian
here is pissed off isn’t this gorgeous satanic congregation you’re gonna love this lucian is
pissed off because somebody some fucking actor said that his greek there is here’s the bum
said that his greek was no good he said no you don’t know your words he made fun of a word
that lucian was using oh god oh god so you know what lucian did he wrote a whole work on it
And this is the most beautiful work, because in it, he has to explain to us that this actor,
this dude practices ice crew gear. And when is this written? It’s contemporary with all that
New Testament stuff that you’ve got. All the apocrypha, it’s contemporary. So it’s using the
very same language, right? Oh, God, it’s more sophisticated because Lucian’s a genius, right?
I’ll give him that. When I bring up a soul, I usually beat them, but I’m not going to beat
Lucian because he deserves a great space. So people in this work, he shows for us what it is.
Now, please understand what you’re about to see in Danny Jones’ interview, right? What you’re
about to see is dr luke gordon attempting to remove the blow job do you understand the reference
to it doesn’t have to be did you see how that other professor was doing right yeah is it maybe
i don’t doesn’t look like it is right let me show you what ice crew is in creek in this work
by lucien okay go ahead just give me the tags people oh god i’m gonna tell you a story are
you ready look at the top of the bottom i mean look at the bottom of the top paragraph
in italia bye-bye ah jesus christ in italy you know what this guy did he got a nickname i’m
translating he got a nickname what was his nickname cyclops and how did he get that nickname
right? He wanted to make a version of Homer that was ice-krurgic. Show them
this word, Chewie. Blow it up right here. Highlight it. People, look. Blow it up big,
as big as you can, Chewie. People, there’s the word yet again.
Ice-krurgia. Contemporary with the source that we are trying to translate on
on Danny Jones, that I am using is blowjob.
And this scholar, who is in league, according to this article,
with the clowns of the brothel, is going to take away the blowjob.
I guarantee you, Dr. Gorton has never read this work, ever.
People, people, it’s the place of the classical philologist, correct?
I’m not here to bring you methodology and theology.
and bullshit. This is reality. I’m going to show it to you. Let me show you the reality.
Was Jesus giving blowjobs? Right. You’re going to show, oh, sorry. People, Lucian tells us that
this dude, this actor dude, he was way into the fellatio of boys, underage boys, minors.
do you understand me let’s see what he did let’s see what the ice kirkia was that he did
are you ready right fantastic so what did he do he wanted to write this homeric ice kirkia so
what did he do he got drunk right and he’s sitting there with his drinking cup in his hand and this
is the which is the one that is the bucket cup associated with the ivy and he’s sitting there
he says like a horny polyphemus right the cyclops and what is it oh people look at this first look
this third line. Neanias. Neanias right there. He’s got a youth, right? He’s got a youth who’s
been bought. Boom. Because you can do this, right? You can do this. Why do you think there’s a sex
trade, right? Why do you think there’s an underage sex trade being circulated in the Garden of
Gethsemane. That’s where you go to get them. That’s why Jesus is arrested with one of them,
naked people. Bring up the text. Bring up the text. Do you understand me? This is history,
people. Are you shocked at your reality? Now remember, we don’t know, but Gordon does not
want this. Carrier does not want this to come out. Do you understand? Those of us who actually work
with the evidence, who actually read these
texts? Good. Good.
We’re in control, baby.
Give me the same
text. Let’s finish translating it.
People, passage is short tonight. Look.
So he bought this kid, and when
this kid gets an orthon
mochlon. Oh, God.
Orthon. Think of straight
orthography and all that kind of
stuff, right? He gets a straight
mochlon. Wood. He gets
a wooden spike that’s straight.
You know what I mean? And he’s
all tensed up. He’s all aroused. At that time, he plays like Odysseus and he takes his stick and he
tries to put out the eye of the Cyclops. Do you understand? So our dude has composed two lines
here. These are lines of Homer, people. Look, the ones that are indented. These are two lines of
Homer that Lucian has grabbed, clipped, and inserted here. And I’m just going to translate
him for you real quick. Are you ready for an ice Kruge Homer? Leave him up there. Are you ready
for an ice Kruge Homer? What do the lions say? Come on, bring it up. The person missed with their
aim and the spear shaft went in the wrong direction. The tip of it poked into the lower jaw.
People, he goes on to talk about the Cyclops opening his mouth wide
and swallows his man whole.
People, ice krakia has been beautifully illustrated in antiquity
and nobody is awake and watching.
Nobody.
Classes are sending in translations.
Lucian’s class is sending in translations that have nothing to do whatsoever.
When we have an ancient text itself that’s contemporary,
you could not get better evidence that shows what ice kurgia is.
Graphically, comedically, Lucian goes on to berate this person,
this actor, and say, you disgusting pervert.
You disgusting cyclops pervert.
you don’t know greek and people that’s because lucian is he’s uh it’s a big thing for him right
it’s a big thing he’s a syrian right a syrian and it’s a big thing for him to be able to use
perfect attic greek much less homer in such a beautiful fashion do you understand um they
discuss this. He discusses this. He says, you know, look, baby, you ought to go back to the
Paphlagonians. He makes fun of other people who are speaking barbarically. One of the things
that Dr. Luke Gorton focused upon, which is something that the Bible scholars always focus
on, is the fact that Alexander the Great spread Greek. I was sitting there listening to him,
I told them this afterwards. They spread Greek, and then the Greek got to Septuagint, and the
New Testament, and boom, there the narrative is done. And what you’ve done when you use that
example is you have made all of the Greek all over the Mediterranean. That is there. You’ve
made it disappear, whether it’s from ignorance or not reading it, lack of exposure. For a classicist
not to know that about mother greek and not to know that yes alexander the great did influence
right but not to understand the profound widespread use of greek in the mediterranean
before alexander great was ever was ever a twinkle in almond’s eye right because everybody knows
Alexander is the child of Amun.
That’s culty stuff.
What is he saying?
People, let me assure you that everything that we work for here at Lady Babylon is not t-shirts and mugs.
It’s not tours to Israel, right?
It’s not a cruise ship of the Bible journeys of Paul.
Do you understand?
No, we do not do this. We get into the dirt, and underneath the dirt of Megiddo is Canaanite
temple where beautiful dancers sang us reality and healed us, brought us drugs, brought us
knowledge, brought us building knowledge, brought us music, brought us theater, dance, performance,
not for the sake of profit, but for the sake of purification. You’re going to see Danny Jones
trap me in a perfect moment. Trap me in a perfect moment. Let me describe that for you.
It’s just very, it’s a sliver of time. For years, I, like you, have been in an environment where
people have told us the Hebrew comes first and that Greek is a copy of the Hebrew.
Gorton attempted to answer why that original Greek is so much more complicated, and the answer
was mind-bogglingly ridiculous. It’s embellishment. It’s not translation. It’s embellishment.
People, there is a reality out there that’s coming through the language that’s scientific
that you can’t put aside, that you can’t dismiss. You can’t dismiss it with biblical archaeological
finds. Oh, look, we’ve got silver tablets with the language written on it. It’s a quote, and there’s
nothing else contemporary that even makes reference to anything close to this. There’s no
other written reference, just this, right? No libraries, no nothing. The theory that the Bible
scholars come up with is that Hebrew vanished from the face of the earth when it supposedly
existed at one point in time. Magically, it was gone. That’s why it’s so important that biblical
archaeologists find at their sites things to substantiate artifacts that we can say substantiate
the existence of this language. At this time that they’re trying to substantiate the existence of
Hebrew, there’s a shit ton of Greek all over the place. You can’t throw a rock in a city without
hitting some kind of repository of Greek, whether it’s a temple, right? What Danny Jones captured
was a moment where I, who am sitting in this world thinking, wait a minute, my buddy Yehuda,
Joe Yehuda, he showed me that the Hebrew is a fabrication. Do they see that? He showed me that
Hebrew is a fabrication. People, I have been at a moment of evolution. I thought Hebrew was an
already dead language. It’s not there. It has no literature. But I thought it was already dead.
I thought it had been there earlier and was dead. I just assumed, even though we don’t have any
evidence it was there earlier. I assumed it was. No, no. It’s being fabricated. If it’s being
fabricated and people let me tell you something Yehuda told me this straight up and you can go
get this book don’t buy it right which is perfect for satanic congregation because we don’t do that
shit we don’t sell books um get this get the website put the link Chewy here’s Joe Yehuda’s
book Hebrew is Greek people yeah no go ahead and share the link what he is showing and he’s got
the quote there that the Judeans are just Lacedaemonians, right? Did you know that? If
you’re Jewish, this is where you go back to, Crete, Lacedaemonians, Sparta. Sparta, fantastic,
love it. Anywho, I think that’s glorious. If I was a Cretan or a Spartan or, you know, a Helot,
maybe? I’d want to know, dude. I think it’s cool. Anyway, look, people, it’s all about homology.
And Yehuda’s got some facts for us that are overwhelming. And his analysis shows that
upwards of 90% of what you find in the Torah, the two themes, the works of the prophets,
it’s the histories, the Septuagint, when you look at those, there’s a 90% homology on the Hebrew
side, which is absolutely off the scales, off the scales. That can only be invention.
That can only, am I frozen? No, that can only be invention. Danny Jones caught this
a moment in me my moment of realization that that old narrative is not right it’s not right
and this creation fabrication started at a specific point in history and moved forward to
there took it a thousand years to develop its own text was the masoretic hebrew text and those
morons in england james he used it oh god as his source you’re not going to get a translation that
way james you’re going to get a mockery oh god why don’t they know this satanic congregation
that’s with them all you’re gonna see it i want you to gorge yourselves on the souls
when you watch satanic cathedral and you see luke gorton sit there and pull out the blow job
the holy blow job right out of the text just rip it out of the text now any of the classics
scholars out there any classical philologists out there will recognize and they do watch
will recognize just from the text that i use because while i’m going blah blah blah blah
they’re just reading the text, right? That’s what I do, right? And look at the evidence,
and they’ll see it’s right there in the evidence. The ice crugia is fellatio. Jesus Christ,
bring up that text, Jesus Christ took Mary up into the woods, and he showed her ice crugia.
she was taught to consume his semen because it is life okay fantastic now when we reference
christing and lucian references christing in his text as well let’s go back it’s the final paragraph
go back to the text boom and go on this side make it small and just go over here sorry i don’t mean
be so grabby of the controls um let’s see i think it’s the second to last oh let’s see i think it’s
31. i think it’s 31. oh here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah if it seems good right what’s he what
what’s the guy doing oh god do you see the christ thing here people
you who you who christing people when you’re with the boys you’ve got to be involved in the
christing he’s actually got christing of moon on there right fantastic right remember when jesus
goes out of the garden he’s all christed up baby you know what i mean oh god how many how many in
this passage, by the way, of this Christing Iskurgic guy, this fellatio, this Christing
fellatio. Remember, everybody in the satanic congregation knows, what do you Christ under
these circumstances? You Christ. Do you understand? Everybody knows that. Did you bring a
balanon? Yeah, to Christ, to Christ, right? Where does that thing end up when you’re doing the
Isacurgia. He says specifically that tip of the spear ends up in your mouth. Now do you understand
why Jesus is spitting and causing physiological memories when he spits? What is in Jesus’s mouth?
It’s what he has been teaching to other people when he has been showing them
ionic life, what you call eternal life, right? This is all over the text. This is not me.
This is not an argument, right? This is not something for people to debate. These are just
texts, and to wipe out and sanitize them, because one is connected with a group who talks
slanderously for the sake of what, right? What? What do I have to do with any of these texts?
do you understand that ad hominem how many satanic congregation how many of you like the ad hominem
attack and by the way you’re involved here people right with all of your great work that you’re
doing you’re right in the middle of this getting me these professors right getting their responses
please jeffrey henderson get back to me translate the passage see what it is look at the lucian
look at the lucian it’s all about blow jobbery and blow jobification please satanic congregation
what do you think of the personal attacks does anybody here take them personally let’s see yeah
just wait satanic congregation they attack you they attack us i like that right that’s the way
it is that’s what they’re right if i’m giving you the dope you’re the dope head right oh god
no no no right yeah fantastic good so don’t let it get to you but i want you to feel the sting
i want you to know what people are like who lie about the texts who attempt to obfuscate because
that’s what you’re doing when you take out the holy blow job that you’re going to see on danny
jones when you take that out you got nothing man you got nothing the apocalypse has come down
to fellatio holy fellatio christing your tonsils with jesus’s who this is how you return to the
source jesus already told them right this is eat my flesh drink my blood that’s explained of why it
is but there is no other did you think jesus was walking around talking metaphor did you think he
was like you would think he was a weirdo dude right no it’s why he refers to the generation
of echidna this is eating my flesh and drinking my haima this is christianity this is judaism
this is the worship of ion son of god who are the judeans they’re the generation of echidna
the offspring isn’t that gorgeous isn’t that gorgeous what’s he doing right going in there
kicking all the tables over and getting arrested in a public park with a naked kid right it’s an
armpit people judean armpit that place is terrible every roman that went there was like oh god
you know that dork who didn’t do anything got sicily as his province now i’m all the way over
there in the armpit of the world who is this guy jesus what is he is he a god or something
what’s he got going on what you arrested him with a naked kid he’s dealing isn’t he he’s another
lacedace when you show up he’s a lacedace find him clean up the pirates people so what we need
to do is get rid of all these fucking pirates, whether they’re in the Oval Office or whether
they are in your Bible. The people who injure children must pay. They must be found under the
hand of justice or you have nothing. The world is watching you, America. The world is watching you
and you are forgetting. You are forgetting justice. Athens, stand with us. Bring your
virgin back. God, right there, people, right there on that precipice, just standing there
in that Armageddon. Oh, God, love it. People, it’s gorgeous. You’re going to love Danny Jones,
and you’re going to be able to see exactly what’s going on now um we’ll let people sort it out about
who was associated with whom and shouldn’t have said what and who ha do you understand we’ll let
that go in the meantime i am still searching right i am starting with jeffrey henderson if
jeffrey henderson won’t come forward people it’s just classicist what the fuck man right just step
up, man. Translate the stuff. It’s what you were trained to do. It’s what you were trained to do.
I know you don’t want to offend. This is Zalman’s message to classicists. Put me up there in that
gorgeous cathedral. Oh, God. Classicists, right? Come down from the tower. Come among the common
people. Look at us. We’re here looking for your wisdom. You were trained, given the benefits of
this democracy i’ll just talk to the american ones of this democracy in this democracy your
education flourished and you learned classical philology you’ve learned to translate i’m asking
you to step forward and to help us reclaim the holy blow job of jesus christ do you understand
satanic congregation let this prayer go forward please continue very nicely very night did you
see that snipey frenchman respond so you shouldn’t get so you shouldn’t get so good no not that one
don’t bring it up you shouldn’t get so kid no stop i don’t want to see it you’re right i don’t
want to put their information up there you should you know you should when you’re asking such a
question you know you should introduce yourself right right oh god love it love that french stuff
right it’s like a perfume unfortunately their greek is shit because they’re relying the french
responses i’ve got are relying on um a crappy translation that uses modern greek idiom in it
which is no no right right reflexive get that reflexive out of here fantastic oh people does
anybody anybody wants comment satanic congregation because you’re in there in the trenches with me
I know you’re waiting to see Denny Jones. Who is excited to see Denny Jones? Can somebody
please show me some excitement for Denny Jones? Personally, I think he’s a rock,
and he was a little bit scary this time. Yeah, he clenches his jaw, man. He clenches his jaw
on the right side. It looked like he was going to bite through it or something, right? And that’s
exactly that’s exactly why i call mine danny um he is going to get to the bottom and he is going
to find the reality yeah and he is spending one thing i want to say about danny okay because
people were telling me what is it you’re asking me what is it you’d like about danny jones what
is it that you’re so praiseworthy of danny jones danny jones is completely honest and not driven
by money, totally not driven by money. People, let me tell you something. There are guests that
he could have that would draw huge audiences, okay? Guests that he could, he won’t have them on.
He won’t have them on. He’s not doing this for views. He, like a journalist, is trying to get
to the bottom. He is that pure soul of inquiry, that spirit of inquiry. That is what Danny is.
That’s what I recognized in him, and that’s why I stick with him, right?
Because he is bringing that forward.
And, you know, I can’t.
I like Steve’s wife’s cookies, too.
Oh, God.
Right?
Hey, Steve.
Steve, yeah, your wife’s cookies didn’t make it back with us.
Chewy didn’t get any over here because I ate them all.
the very nights you gave them to me. Oh God, I woke up with a sugar hangover. It was fantastic.
The visions I had were glorious, Steve. Thank you. Steve is Danny’s Chewy. So shout out to
Danny’s Chewy out there. And gentlemen, thank you for your honesty and your integrity. Thank you for
wanting to reach that base. Thank you for not having on guests that are immensely popular and
will bring in millions of views
that have nothing to do with your quest
for the truth, for beauty.
Thank you, Danny Jones,
for sparking the goddamn Renaissance.
Satanic congregation, well done.
Keep it the fuck up and hail Satan.
Pride, don’t boy, crucify.
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