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Ammon Hillman pulls a non-canonical text off the shelf and reads it as the missing scene the canon does not want. The episode is built on the Acts of Thomas and his Wonder-Working Skin, in which Jesus divides the world into twelve zones and Thomas, the second Christ, is sent to India. Hillman’s claim is blunt: before the canon was fixed, the Jesus of this text is a lēstēs (λῃστής), a pirate and trafficker, and the proof he offers is the only thing Jesus ever writes in his own hand, a bill of sale for Thomas himself.
The sale is the centerpiece. Jesus offers the agent of the Indian king his pick of the younger disciples, quotes three pounds of silver for Thomas, and writes out the contract on paper, then hands the money back to Thomas to invest. Hillman stresses the technical detail that the apostles call themselves slaves of a master, and that the agent inspects the boy like merchandise, while the episode calls this the same lastic art of creating a trafficked, educated person. He adds that Jewish and Christian writers of the second century were already being accused of employing demons, the daimones (δαίμονες), in their magic texts.
The strangest stretch is the flaying and the seal. Thomas is handed over to the governor, tortured, and skinned, then walks around for years carrying his wonder-working skin, raising the dead and putting the skin back on the governor’s wife after she leaps from a building. Hillman ties the seal handed out by the apostles to sphragis (σφραγίς), the medicinal earth stamped by the priestess of Artemis, and reads the whole thing as the cult’s technique: castrated, drugged boys sold by Gangsta G and then set to work converting households, one household at a time, until they own the region.
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we’re gonna have between tonight and tomorrow is tonight we’re gonna have the story and tomorrow
night, we’re going to have the grammar. And what I’m going to do is continue you forward into
language Wednesday. But tonight, I want you to land and define the context. I don’t want you to
have to be worrying about your declensions. I want you to think about where we are going.
And I want to tell you, this is going to be different tonight than I have done so far.
This is going to be different. And I’ll tell you why. I was sitting here earlier in the week,
and I was quite upset. I was quite upset. Where’s that comment that made me feel better?
Where’s that comment? Give me the comment that made me feel better. I think it’s official,
people. This is legit. Yes, it is indeed. Hottest guy ever. That makes me feel better. You know why?
Because through my experience, you can take it down. It’s a little bit. Through my experience,
I can tell you, I will research something. This is between you and me, satanic congregation.
I will research something. I will ask the muse, show me. And she’ll show me and I’ll take that
and show that to people. And the people will take that then and the people will prostitute it.
The people will sell it, whether it’s for mugs or hats or reputation. They will sell it because
there is money to be made. I will not prostitute the muse. I will not prostitute the muse. I was
so mad. Happens again and again and again, over and over and over, and there’s only one problem.
You know what happens in translation. Second law of thermodynamics, right? You’re going to lose
that energy. It’s not going to be put into work. It’s entropy. Every time you translate it and when
it leaves her lips, you cannot touch it. Once you touch it, you degrade it. You destroy it.
You are a destroyer. Shame on you. Here’s what we must do. So I’m sitting here and this is why this
is different this week, and this is kind of a special session. I feel like I wanted to reach
out to the congregation and connect. And the reason for this all is because I sat there saying,
why? Why must they always prostitute the muse? Why must they do that to you? I said, give me
something. Give me something to show them their pirate savior. Give it to me. And from the shelf
came this book that we’ll be reading from tonight and what is this thing that we’ll be reading from
tonight it is part of the dirty dirty it is part of the bible that was removed it was censored
it was taken out at the establishment of a canon why do you think let me just ask you this people
thank you yeah thank you i love that you love the muse um i know that’s why you that’s why we’re all
here isn’t that gorgeous i love it um the canon why do you need to establish a canon do you think
that a classical philologist who’s an investigator who does greek and latin do you think that they’re
going to go back and say well you know i can talk about cicero but i cannot talk about catullus
because Catullus is a dirty hoo-ha, and he says dirty, dirty things like,
Irma, what Pentecost was, right? And you’re like, what? Oh my God, that’s the dirtiest stuff I’ve
ever heard. We have to put him outside the canon. We’re not going to regard him. We’re only going
to regard these core canonical books. Well, before the Christians were organized enough to get
together and have meetings where they decided what would be a canonical, the Bible was much
more rich. People say that’s when the Bible was invented. No. Did you know? There are all of these
books that are circulating at the same time as the Gospels. They are not treated differently.
There’s a lot about Jesus you don’t know from what the boys took out many, many years ago.
yes they took it out so reaching up to my shelf to take a book asking the muse show me it’s not
me it’s her she found the most perfect text it is a text that shows you jesus was a pirate
i’ve been telling you jesus was a pirate a child trafficker that’s what i mean when i say pirate
right? A child sex trafficker. Jesus Christ was a child sex trafficker who used drugs in the
process of creating trafficable children. And I told you, I told you that. And everybody looks
at me and they’re, oh, oh. And it’s only because she showed me, right? Well, guess what we’ve got
tonight guess what she showed me again we have a text we have a text and in it i’m going to show
you right now i’m going to show you jesus christ selling his apostles are you ready jesus christ
you’ve been naughty jesus christ you’ve been naughty here you are and i’m going to show them
tonight jesus here put down put down those little that little loincloth put that down jesus you
didn’t have that you were wearing that thing when you wash those kids feet were you no huh you have
you have warrants out all over the dimensional rift baby and we’re going to bring you in tonight
let me show them jesus got a little bit out of hand control yourself let’s see what jesus is
actually up to um show them show them what are we looking at people tonight we’re looking at
apocrypha right we’re looking at apocryphal and there’s a couple of great volumes that just came
out the scholars now unfortunately look i’m gonna have to trans not translate i’m gonna have to read
to you tonight their translation because i cannot find this text online and i found some papers on
it and i found where they spoke about greek and about what specific terms were but for the life
of me. I cannot find, I don’t think it’s been, I saw the manuscripts that it was taken from,
but I haven’t seen an edited text on this thing. So what I’m going to be doing is I’m going to be
relying, right? And you know how that is. How many times have I ever made you do this? Rely upon
another translator’s skill. I don’t do this because if we get caught by some theologians,
we’re going to end up in the back alley with BS. So what I want to do is I want to read to you
this translation. This is, this is, what’s that? Oh, show here. There, Chewie. It’s real. It’s
real, right? Okay. Here we go. This is what I’m going to do, right? Why do we do that? It’s a
little bit disorganized, people, because I’m not used to this, but here, this is the acts of Thomas
and his wonder-working skin. This is the acts of Thomas, and this is a great book by Burke,
New Testament, Apocrypha, more non-canonical scriptures. They just bring them out. And let
me tell you, this work, by the way, the Acts of Thomas and his wonder-working skin, this work
that was ripped out of the collection and said, woo, we can’t read this one. This work is,
my God, my God, it just cuts through, and it perfectly meshes. It meshes everything with
the gospel of Mark. Oh, God, it’s just like a fluent river. It’s gorgeous, and so let’s go
ahead. What’s happening in the beginning of this gospel? Let me just set it up. We’re going to have
a lot of images to play through with you. I want you to focus on those images because Chewy has
worked very hard to hide within them the keys that will be working in your brain. Okay, Chewie,
are you ready? I think they’re ready. Ludovico is on board, right? If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, there’s a problem. Give me the first one. Give me the first one. This is where
we’re starting. Jesus just came back from the dead, and he’s with his apostles, and he says,
hey i gotta send you out now i’m gonna divide up the world into 12 zones 12 12 zones i’m gonna
give each one of you a zone and he does and thomas gets india and he’s like oh god i’m not going to
india right and he tells him people there it’s rough man it’s rough so jesus decides i’m gonna
send him with a couple others and once they go right once they go and get him to his place they
can go on to their own places. Are you ready? Are you ready to see real Jesus? This is real
Jesus. Now, of everything you and I, I’m so delighted to do this, of everything that you
and I have talked about, about who Jesus actually was represented by the texts, who that actually
was, let’s watch him sell children, shall we? Shall we watch him? Then they got up and all
journeyed together into the land of india and they went in to teach the word of god and they sat in
the middle of the city since they did not find a place to lodge there then thomas said to peter
this is the first city in which we came to preach the word of god will we never be able to ransom
their souls do you understand what’s going on do you know i say souls are delicious right now you
understand it’s part of the cult people you can either ransom them or you can bind them this is
all the same magic that’s being used right it’s gorgeous remember the lace days the lace dye are
all into this right this is part of the cult part of the society so what happens um for thus we were
uh taught by our savior right he says he says this is how he taught us he says the one who ransomed
souls, from the idols, this one is great in my kingdom, right? And so, as he was saying these
things, look, a certain man came toward them, an agent of Condiforus, the king of India, as he was
passing by through the street. Now, he said to the apostles, where are you from? They said to him,
from the world. Why do you ask us, those naughty boys? Those naughty boys. The agent said to them,
okay i know don’t make it nasty if it doesn’t need to be right the agent said to them children i seek
to buy a slave and i want to learn about you whether you’re slaves or free peter said to him
we are slaves of a master called jesus sir therefore for a little while until our lord comes
and which um just wait and whichever one of us you want our lord will reach an agreement
with you. Just wait. We’re slaves of Jesus, and Jesus will let you know which one of us
you can have. Okay. I’m not, you know, people think, oh, he’s making it up. He’s making it up.
No. I said Elastase is a trafficker. They’re traffickers of human souls, just like it says
in the book of Genesis, when they talk about Abram, the pirate trafficker, who almost killed
his son from the voices he was hearing. This is the mystery, people. I’m going to show you the
drug. Are there drugs in this? Of course there are, but let’s start with the sale of the children.
And here it is. Jesus tells Thomas, right? He said, oh, here’s the section. This is how they
have this right this section uh is the title of this section is jesus sells thomas right now i
know a lot of you out there before we do this i know a lot of you out there know that jesus christ
never actually wrote anything down that we know of wait until now until now we do know something
he wrote right of course there was the time when he stoops down the ground he writes he writes on
the ground, something nobody understands. And they’re like, oh, right. But remember the students
of his, they’re actually learning something. Jesus is fully literate, fully literate. Why he went
down to Egypt and got his education? Because things in Judea were a dump. You can’t even get
an outhouse in this place. You think they have libraries? It’s a dump. The splendor, the splendor.
Are you kidding? Nice joke. So he had to be taken to Alexandria or Egypt somewhere to be educated,
to be educated, right? Had to learn his Greek. Well, Jesus wrote something. And tonight I’m
going to show you for the first time, the quote that Jesus wrote. This is what he wrote. We know
he wrote one thing. What do you think it’s going to be kids? Do you think it’s going to be something
about helping the poor, maybe giving out some candy to some children, maybe some touching
going on and blessing of the touching. Maybe it’ll be something like that. Who knows? Let’s see.
I don’t want to spoil it for you. I don’t want to spoil it for you. So as he was saying these
things, look, Jesus appeared to them and said, greetings, Peter, my bishop. Greetings, Thomas,
the second Christ. Greetings, Matthew, heir of my kingdom and honored one. Do not fear for I am not
far from you. And although he had spoken to them, he did not allow the agent to understand what he
said, right? Jesus has a way of communicating with his people from Galilee, which they’re going to
make a big point of them. He has a way of communicating with them that other people
don’t understand. And why would they need this kind of language? Is it for the sake of mystery
initiation? No, it’s for the sake of promoting the sale of children. It’s for the sake of selling
the muse. That’s what it’s for. You want to see? You want to see Gangsta G? You thought I was
making up. Gangsta G. Everybody’s like, oh, that’s not funny, right? Gangsta G, what a stupid.
Guess what? Guess what? He’s back. Gangsta G is back, right? What does he say? He says,
when Jesus had gone some distance from them, he sat under the stoa upon a stone, and Peter said
to the agent, look, our master, go speak to him. Whichever one of us you want, he will reach an
agreement with you. So walking over, the agent said to Jesus, sell to us, honored man, one of
your slaves. And Jesus said to him, you sick bastard. No, I’m just kidding. He said, whichever
of these two younger ones you want, I will reach an agreement with you, but I’m not selling the
older one to you because he was born in my house and I can’t sell him. Wait a minute. He said,
stop, let the children go, and be free, and praise Jesus. No, he didn’t say that. He didn’t say that.
He said, pick out one of the two younger ones, baby, because that older one, he belongs to the
household. I can’t get rid of him. He’s already spoken for, right? Spoken for. It’s kind of a,
okay, let’s see. Are we going to make this legitimate? Then the agent, after examining
King Thomas and Matthew said to Jesus, how much are you asking for Thomas? Okay, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Is this how you buy a soul, a minor? Is this how you buy a minor in antiquity?
You inspect the merchandise? Is that all you’re going to do? How about a, hey, my name’s so-and-so.
Who the hell are you, right? No, no, no, no. Just by looking at him. What kind of look do you think
Thomas has in his face at the time. What kind of look? What kind of look gets a boy bought from
Jesus Christ? Are you ready? Gets better. Jesus said to him, his price is three pounds of silver.
Oh, gangster G went high. Gangster G went over the top with the price. Three pounds of silver?
Oh, my God, man.
What is this kid worth?
Three pounds of silver?
Come on.
Come on.
Three pounds of silver.
All right.
Now, I don’t know.
Maybe that’s a good price.
Maybe that’s a good kid price.
I don’t know.
Holy Jesus.
You know what I mean?
Maybe it’s a good price.
Jesus said to him, he’s, you know, give me, let’s get the three pounds of silver.
Persuaded, the agent said to Jesus, right?
he must have been something because three pounds of silver wasn’t even considered a,
you know, he didn’t play with it. He didn’t barter. Yeah. Okay. He said, yeah, sure.
Let us go to the lawyer. Oh yeah. Let’s go to the lawyer so that we might, he might give me
his counsel. He says, let’s go draw up, get everything up. Now, what, what things would
you have drawn up? Agreements are very common. There’s a whole collection of these in the
oxyrhynchus papyri, right? There’s a whole collection of these. They’re just all kind
of civic agreements, contracts, all that kind of stuff. That’s what he’s talking about drawing up,
drawing up a contract, you know? And what does Jesus think about that? Jesus said to him,
wait a minute, right? We have no need of a lawyer. We don’t need no lawyers, man. We don’t
need no stinking lawyers. I’ll write you a bill of sale. I’ll put it in my own hand. I’ll write
you a bill of sale. What is this? Someday we need to find a holy fragment of the bill of sale of
Thomas. The bill of sale of Thomas. I can’t wait to find out what he’s doing. I can’t wait to find
out what he’s doing. This is going to be awesome. It’s going to be awesome. Yeah, hug and say
goodbye. And they’re always hugging and kissing. Chewy, aren’t they? They’re kissing a lot. I’m
not going to read it all right because we don’t have time, but they’re always kissing, man.
There are always a lot of kissing.
I’m not just talking friendly, you know, walking down an Italian street kind of kissing.
I’m not talking about that.
I’m like, okay, you know what to do.
Daddy’s trained you, little sheepkin.
Don’t chew it.
Okay?
Okay.
Here it is.
So Jesus said to him, we have no need of a lawyer.
I’ll write a bill of sale out of my own hand.
And what happens next?
Let’s turn the page and find out.
The agent was pleased at this.
jesus took paper and wrote for him the sales contract in his own hand including as follows
remember people this is the only recorded thing that jesus ever wrote a bill of sale for thomas
that little doubting oh i almost called him something bad that little doubting thomas just
wait man poor thomas i kind of feel bad for him i don’t really want to spank him because i feel bad
Therefore, I have sold to Albanus the agent of Condiferous, the king of India,
this household slave by the name of Thomas, free and clear.
And that is the only thing that he ever wrote, a bill of sale for Thomas.
Interesting.
And having completed the sales contract Jesus gave to the agent
and was paid by him the three pounds of silver.
Three pounds of silver.
Now Jesus gives it back, right? Jesus gives it back to Thomas, that amount, the three pounds
of silver, right? And he tells him to invest it in the community that he will be working with
in India. Invest it in them, right? Okay, good, good, good. Now Thomas goes off with his new master
and he’s very clear about the skills. His master interviews him and he says, okay, what kind of
skills are we talking about? Why? Because he’s a disciple, right? He’s a disciple of a dude,
Jesus, who knows at least how to write out a bill of sales. And Thomas tells him, I can do
architecture. I can do all sorts. He goes through a list of skills. He says, look, my medicine is
so good and I do it for free, baby. And I can heal anything, anything. So they strike up a deal.
So here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to get the king to have you build for him some
palaces and all sorts of accoutrements, things that we can use, things like plows, you know
what I mean? Like basic stuff, right? City building stuff. We want walls that are straight,
that kind of thing. You know what I mean? And we’re going to have you do it. And I’m going to
give you a gazillion dollars to do it, all right? I’m going to give you a whole bunch of cash to do
it yeah yeah now and then he got called off to war right not thomas but the dude that was in charge
but before he left he told his wife don’t let that dude that we just bought don’t let him in the
house make sure he’s working and doing his own thing don’t let him around you now why is that
why is that thomas look at him what’s what looks so bad about thomas he just got sold by a dude
right he just got sold by one dude now he’s in the household of another and he’s supposed to
build some buildings but he doesn’t he doesn’t he does other things with the money and you can
imagine what’s gonna happen when that guy gets back it gets worse he gets involved with his wife
oh god and she won’t have sex with him when he returns after three years of war look at the way
she’s dressed then christ apostle thomas departed to arsinoe the wife of the governor and after
reading the gospel of christ and the teaching spoken by the prophets he said to her look what
she did she let him out right she let this oh dude why did you do that why did you do that you know
what they did in Galilee. That’s what the dude says in here. There’s a priest in here and he’s
like, you guys took Galilee and turned it into a prostitution pit. You’re going to come here and
you’re going to do the same thing? You disgustos. Do you know what the 12 apostles were? They were
prostitutes. They were prostitutes pushing drugs and cult in the name of Christ. And here’s the
second one. Here’s the second one. Thomas is apprenticed and he knows they got lucky. He went
through it on the cross. He died and we brought him back. We resurrected him using the very same
drugs they use. And the mystery writes, we got lucky. Now he wants us to go take our craft that
was so successful in the Galilee. And he wants us to take it to all corners. He wants this
empire. Gangsta G wants everything. He wants all the territory. He wants all the territory.
You’re not afraid of Gangsta G. I’m going to show you what Gangsta G does. I’m going to show you.
This is going to surprise and shock you. And he says, oh, Arsinoe, I see that you were blinded
by the devil and you sacrificed the senseless idols made with gold and silver. And she’s like,
Yeah. And he’s like, hubu majubu. And all of a sudden there’s an earthquake and the idols fall
off. They fall off their shelves. They fall off their tables. Break. They break up. And what
happens? What does the text tell us? Tells us the demons that are in those idols came out. You can
see them coming out. Where are the demons coming out of those idols? Wait a minute. Now you’re
sitting there tonight, people, you’re normal, just like the rest of us. You’re saying, what is going
on? Anthropologically, what is going on? Well, let me let you in on a secret. The monists taught
that polytheists instilled the power of demons into their artwork so that within the artwork
was the living spirit of a daimon, and that daimon represented the power of that particular sculpture,
right, of that particular piece of art. So when these things are breaking, of course, it only
makes sense that from them would be released their daimones. Now here’s the problem. We have
christian accusations early on second century and following right christian accusations that
there are demons being employed within jewish circles and that those demons are the ones that
you see in the magical text all the time that’s where they’re telling everybody burn your magic
text and don’t be judaizing right you thought judaizing was a cultural thing it’s not it’s
a magical thing yeah remember judaism is just forming judaism is in its early infancy right
yeah fantastic fantastic let’s see let’s see what else happens okay okay okay okay after hearing
these things from him our center we took him and showed him her idols and they have the earthquake
and the idols go fall down and the demons all come out right the demons all come out and what
what does our sinner we do? She says, she wants to be baptized. She wants to go through the rite.
She wants the seal. Thomas is doing this in this work. He’s giving the seal. What does he do? He
travels to a place and he prepares the communion. He prepares the communion and the communion
enables them to enter into that place where they’re born again and they see the invisible
and they are servants of this christ this is all while they’re following the second christ
who is leading them in the process okay and there’s baptism involved of course there is
this baptism there always is and when i say baptism and you say baptism you may be
thinking of some related things but not exactly all right not clearly remember the baptists very
very closely associated with the use of these dyes that they’re using in religious rites that
are meant to do things like cause you to become aroused, right? Why do we need that oracle to be
aroused? Because Mary with purple fingers sings. She’s at the top, right? She’s at the top. Do you
see how those daimones work, how those demons work? It’s fantastic. I love it. It’s right here.
So having entered her house and closed the door, she took off her robe and carried out as much gold and silver and clothing as she has acquired in her life and left them aside in front of her house, right?
Alone in her bedchamber, she stretched out her hands to heaven and began to pray, Lord God, the good master of Thomas and the one whom he proclaims, Jesus Christ, I believe in you.
master lord my god do you hear that we’re at a billy graham meeting you know what i mean she
has committed her life her precious life to christ and the blood of jesus is cleansing her
and what happens you’re my refuge master christ and because i have not hidden before me anything
meet me master jesus christ take from me the deception that is in my heart and disturbing
my reason. And she turned to Thomas. Wait, I thought she was stripped down in her own bed
chamber. Yeah, she is. And so is he. He’s there too. Okay. What’s she asking him to do? She wants
to see the Christ. She wants to see the Christ. Do you know what happens in order to get there?
You have to have prostitute boys in order to get there. She’s ready. She’s ready. Are you ready?
remember her husband told her dude don’t even talk to that goofball right okay here we go okay
all right um uh when he heard these things from arsinoe thomas rejoiced greatly of course he did
at her faith and he said to her i rejoice with you arsinoe because god’s help has reached you
then becoming exceedingly glad christ’s apostle cried out in a loud voice saying
I give thanks to you, Lord Jesus Christ, you who turn the hearts of the wayward sheep.
You see that?
That’s brilliant.
Lastic grooming.
Lastic grooming.
Look, it worked on her.
So much so, her husband’s going to come back.
She’s going to be a different person, right?
We spend Sunday, you know, we spend the Lord’s Day with the Lord, not with our spouse.
With the Lord, we give to him.
Interesting.
and he baptized her. Of course he did. And her whole household, he brought the whole group in
in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. And many others from that city were
baptized with him. Oh yeah, he gets everybody. After their baptisms, they gave their belongings
to the poor. Then after, you know who’s in this group? Brand. You can see Brand just going along
with it, right? You can see him going. Then after Thomas took and sanctified bread and a cup. Wait,
did what he sanctified bread and a cup would you be surprised if i told you the process of
sanctification is the process of drugging would you be surprised you can sanctify me with your
water of life sweetheart keep going okay he baptized her a while so right and he began to
teach them he began to teach them here we go they began bringing him all that were sick and he healed
them right part of his job is he’s a doctor who knows about all the the medicines in antiquity
right who knows about those well the physicians have to because the majority of ancient medicine
people say it’s like a third surgery is another part and then another big part is diet but that
misrepresents it because it’s really two-thirds drugs that diet that you’re talking about is
still drugs right it’s things that you take into your body that will change your physiology so
ancient medicine is two-thirds pharmacology who is it that’s going to know the pharmacology
it’s the christing it’s those who have been christed right those people they know how to
use those drugs okay fantastic what do we do with them we’re casting out demons right we’re casting
out demons. Good. Fantastic. Every one of the city would come together into the house of Arsinoe,
and he would teach them the words of God. And when they saw the miracles that God did through
the apostle Thomas, every one of the city, from the least to the greatest of them, believed
they were baptized. After many days, look, the husband, right? He’s the governor. He comes back,
right? He returns from a war with the king. And when he arrives in the city gate, after three
years of being abroad, the entire multitude of the city came out to meet him, all his household,
and his wife, Arsinoe. Now, when he, the governor, saw those from the household were standing with
his wife and saw her wearing dirty clothes, what was she not wearing? She’s not wearing any of the
fine clothing. She’s all dirty, man. He goes in and the house is a mess. Why? The hippies have
been in his house celebrating Jesus and his wife is all dirty. You know how you smell like? You
smell like Thomas. Dude, take a bath every once in a while, right? You know what I mean? You know
what I mean? Okay. So not to mention he wasn’t happy, right? So he’s enraged. Wait, before he
gets enraged, he says, he talks to his stewards and he’s like, dude, what’s been going on? And
They said, look, we’ve been still making profit, and here’s what we’ve gained over the last
few years while you were gone.
He’s like, oh, good.
At least the place is a mess, but at least you’re doing what you should be doing to the
estate, right?
And then he goes to his bedchamber and calls in his wife.
This is what happens.
When he heard these things, he was made joyful about the money, and he went into the city.
Having bathed, he went into his bedchamber and sought his wife, Arsinoe.
when she came into the chamber he seized her in order to have sex with her sounds kind of i hope
that’s just bad translation but it sounds like sounds a little bit banana-y and arsenic groaned
with a loud voice and said to him my lord put away from you every care of this worldly
merciless desire especially on the sabbath day since it is for our god and savior the king
jesus christ if you consecrate yourself on the sabbath it is for god you will always be perfectly
holy right he left comes back in three years she’s talking religious nonsense right he’s he’s upset
he’s gonna be upset and he knows where it came from why because he is contracted with the lace
days for the sake of developing developing the architecture of this city right he’s supposed
to have that knowledge why is that you know how it works we cut off those boys testicles
and we educate them and they become number one great banana slaves and number two um they’re
educated you can use them for accounting you can use them for all sorts of things building
right because they’re educated the master made sure himself right so the degree to which thomas
actually knows architecture is still in question because he didn’t do anything while the dude was
gone and the dude’s about to find out and he’s pissed enraged he said to her with anger where
do these words come from they are not from our ancient sayings you see um we don’t talk like
that what are you talking about man woe is me our sin and we for you were deceived by that slave
the one whom you allowed with you to be with you and by the way the one who said he is a doctor
implied but he really isn’t all right he’s one of these freaking magi he’s one of these magi you
mean jesus who was funded by the magi is making eunuch boys who are prostitutes in galilee and
they are also working on the populations that are outside of their own zone yeah it’s business
you thought jesus christ was mr ideal oh i’m sorry i’m sorry yet again your universe comes
crashing down because you don’t read the bible you never have and unless you learn ancient greek you
never will yeah i appreciate by the way i appreciate the fact that there are a lot of you
out there who are relying on me for the greek and i know that you look at everything i put up here
and i know you look at the definitions that i put do you want to see something let’s just go to the
here let’s just give this to you to the people hell satan love it to him give me the definition
chewy hit me with the definition that i brought tonight um it’s the big one give me yeah there
there we go. Sfragis. Sfragis. Are you ready? Do you know what they hand out? Do you know what
Thomas hands out? He hands out this. And you’re going to say the seal. And you’re going to say,
I know. There’s a process that takes place. And when Jesus’ followers seal people,
they’re giving them this thing. Take a look, people. What is this thing? Well, first of all,
it’s what? Some kind of gem or stone, right? You get the Orphic Lithica, which is not about stones
at all that’s weird look at number two the impression of a signet ring right the seal
an image in that case it’s just an image on the ring that’s your seal your image now everybody
out there all the christians they’re all grabbing their nipples and stuff and saying oh it’s so
exciting these are the seals yes they are you idiots look at number three tablet of lemony and
medicinal earth certified as such by bearing the impression of the seal of the lemony and
priestess of Artemis. Do you know what the seals are? They’re the drugs that they’re giving people
in order to open their eyes in sexual rituals. Sexual rituals. Okay. Fantastic. Not so fantastic,
but fantastic that we understand where we are. So look, the dude interrogates the dude whose
name is Locius, right? It means Mr. White. Mr. White interrogates good old-fashioned Thomas,
right? He’s like, what goes on? And Thomas tells him, oh no, he says, no, I didn’t build you any
buildings, right? The buildings are in the people and the glory of God. Look at all the people that
we’ve brought. We’ve built you a living, a living church. He’s like, oh, really? Is that what you
did. Really? Well, guess what? And he goes and he talks to the cutters of leather. You know,
when the governor goes and talks to the cutters of leather about you, something unpleasant is
going to happen to him. Something unpleasant. Are you ready for this? And the governor,
having sent for Thomas, he said to him, wicked slave, when I torture you, you will tell me
everything. For I know that you have been useless up to now, right? Because he’s going to want to
try to get some of the money back, right? Who would you give the money to? What are all these
hippies doing in my house? Why is my wife sloppy, sloppily dressed and filthy? What have you been
doing to my wife and why won’t she have intercourse with me anymore? Why is that, right? He got
infected while he was gone. He got infected by monists. Do you think this is the only depiction
of a modest group infecting a community did you know that we have it all over the place
yeah they saw it coming the romans knew these types of people watch out for the baptists man
watch out for them they knew right they will tear down civilization right around you they will take
a person and they will brainwash them and reform them yeah and abuse them right here we go you
thought gangster g was a are you ready to see what’s going to happen are you ready to see what’s
gonna happen to the gangsta geez man you know what he does i’ll just tell you i’ll just tell
you i’m not going to read it to you i’ll just tell you you trust me it’s there he gets flayed
he gets flayed and everybody here gets to meet thomas the meat man where is he bring him up you
know you wanted to bring him up thomas the meat man i am telling you something people jesus christ
made it possible for this dude to lose his skin. And what happened? He said, they take him apart,
man. They take his skin off, right? Flaying is a real thing. Why would you go to leather makers?
Because they know how to work skin, baby. They know how to work skin. And what happens to him?
He prays to Jesus and Jesus comes to him and says, be a man. Wait, what? No, that’s what he says.
yeah be a man be a man so jesus miraculously gives thomas the health to be able to walk around
without his skin now i don’t know if this dude is on heavy heavy heavy opiates or what the deal is
what the deal is but for three years and you know what it says that he does he ministers to people
Tommy, Tommy, where’s your brother?
Timmy, Timmy, get over here.
Timmy, have you been hanging around Meat Man again?
Don’t do that.
You don’t know what he’s going to tell you to do.
He ministers to the people by giving them the drugs to continue their processes.
And are you ready?
Through the ministry of Jesus Christ, he uses his skin to raise people from the dead,
just like the first christ raised people from the dead you mean this dude carries his skin around
yeah they were tanner’s bra they made him a suit right could carry his skin around right now i
don’t know how many of you can sense the horror in this but this is a miraculous and marvelous thing
is portrayed by this x-rated bible now the wife unfortunately arsinoe she finds out poor
thomas got flayed and is walking around saying stuff she jumps off a building kills herself
she jumps out of a window and kills herself there she is laying on the ground and what does thomas
do he comes dancing over with his skin and he puts it on her and brings her back to life
and the governor sees it and he says what the yeah yeah and there he goes there he goes he’s
off to the Christian races because he’s seen his wife who just jumped out of a building brought
back to life by a dude’s skin, by a dude’s skin. Now, wait a minute. There’s one more obstacle
in this picture of modest paradise where people remove their skin and raise the dead, right?
Remember, the text is about the dead in cemeteries, right? When, oh, I forgot to tell you,
Did I forgot to tell? He goes into the cemetery, right? He raises like some people accidentally,
right? He’s slinging around his skin, his wonder-working skin. I mean, can you believe this?
Can you imagine? Just imagine what’s happening. Just imagine. Would you like to take this guy
to Sunday school with you, right? Does he stink? I want to know. Do you stink when your skin is gone,
right? Because you know that stuff’s going to get infected. Do you have to oil yourself
like constantly like that? What do you do, right? Your eyes must get dry, right? What do you do for
dry eyes, right, when you’re flayed? I don’t know, right? I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s difficult.
But what Thomas does is he preaches the gospel, and he provides the people with the seal so that
they can enter the kingdom of heaven, okay, right? Are there some castrations? Of course there are.
Are there drugs? Of course there are. Do we have mystery? Yes, because we have Lestai. We have
pirates who understand the art of creating that trafficked person. You got to create that person,
right? Because you’re out there selling these kids, right? When Jesus is out there selling
the apostles, why do you think that the dude came up to Thomas? He looked over the other kid,
right? And he’s like, yeah, you know what I mean? Because eunuchs have a reputation, baby.
Eunuchs have a reputation. You remember when the apostles asked Jesus, there’s a lot of you out
there talking about family values and marriage and the sanctity of marriage. You know what Jesus
said about the sanctity of marriage? He said, nope. You know what you should do? Get your
testicles cut off. Become a eunuch for the kingdom of heaven. When people say, why didn’t Jesus get
married. Dude, he was busy making eunuch boys that he was going to sell. He got three pounds
of silver out of this kid. Oh my God. Nero wouldn’t have even paid that for Sporus. And he
dressed him up and married him. You know what I mean? How much did the wedding cost? Didn’t cost
three pounds of frigging silver. Holy mackerel. Okay. All right. Right. You see what’s going on
people. There’s one more obstacle in this whole story. And it turns out the obstacle is this
priest, right? It turns out this obstacle is this priest. And he goes on adventures. Thomas goes on
an adventure. He meets an old dude whose sons have all been killed. He raises them from the dead.
And that’s when he accidentally raises like nine other people. And they’re like, what the fuck?
Where is this? And the first thing they see is Thomas. Can you imagine dying? Okay. Dying.
And then all of a sudden you wake up in a tomb and there’s a dude there who’s waving his skin
around. What do you think? Oh, I knew it. You know, I didn’t do, I didn’t do what I was supposed
to do. This is hell. There’s no way. There’s no way this dude’s going to like eat my face or
something, right? There’s no way. No, no, no. Don’t worry. He’s with Jesus. He’s the second
Christ, man. Meat man is the second. He’s following what the Christ showed him, right? He is performing
the Christ thing, just like he’s supposed to, just like Jesus wanted him to. This is perfect
Christianity, absolutely perfect Christianity. Give me the next one. Oh, no, you can’t give me
the next one. Then what happens? Oh, you know, we have one final conflict, and it’s with a priest.
of course it’s with a priest and what happens don’t worry they get together and they’re talking
about fire from heaven and all sorts of crazy stuff and all of a sudden this boom this angelic
force grabs this priest by the hair and holds him up in the air suspends him and everybody’s like
oh sorry everybody’s like oh my god what what’s going on everybody’s mouth is open right because
dude how many parties do you go to right and there he is he’s getting thrown around he’s getting
thrown around what’s that oh yeah so everybody in the audience right is freaked they’re like no this
is gonna stop and they get stones they’re like something we gotta do something and bam what
happens to them boom they all get frozen on the ground they all get frozen on the ground in the
the meanwhile, dude is there throwing his skin around. The dude that Jesus sold. Now, if you
don’t think this is gangster, nothing is because Thomas won the whole region over. Every one of
those people after this party was sold. They were all born again. Do you understand how the Christ
propagates the lastic art. Do you understand it? This man, Thomas, went into a person’s house,
got wedged himself between a husband and wife, and with his family values, turned her into something
very, very different. Turned her into a slave of a Christ. A slave of a Christ. What do you think
he did to her. Same thing Jesus did with Mary. Same thing Jesus did. And we all know they can’t
get this, people. Look, people are out there talking about my work right now. And I’m telling
you, it’s not from me. It’s from the muse. This whole episode tonight, people, do you want to see
the reality for what it is? Do you want to see it? They cannot take it. They cannot take it.
The world will crumble underneath the weight of Mother Greek.
I appreciate your coming tonight, and I want you to stand in there, hang in there with me,
because my day is coming.
My day is coming.
We will bring you an agonistic competition for the human soul.
As members of the satanic congregation, we are on the side of freedom.
We’re in the job
We’re in the business
Not of trafficking souls
But of killing traffickers
Thank you for coming tonight
Hail Satan
But the derangement syndrome
Has them hurting the kids
As you know
But you died too
Unfashioned gibbets
Crucified
The child rapist on the cross
Throwing Christians to the lions
throwing all the pedophiles off the bridge fish foods have a nice swim for your derangement
syndrome the prescription reek like indica puffing the death bubble black water freshie
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